Awkward and Love: Double shift

Double shift

By mook05 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML

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You deserved it 3 254

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML

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By the other man - 28/08/2013 03:11 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML

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You deserved it 3 925

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2022 11:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 314

You deserved it 93

By LadyGagasLOVER - 08/08/2010 08:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML

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You deserved it 3 529

By KMAC - 16/03/2010 20:14 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML

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You deserved it 3 364

Suspicious minds

By Anonymous - 22/05/2024 14:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 538

You deserved it 107

By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 299

You deserved it 3 494

By Wellthissucks - 06/11/2017 15:26

Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 234

You deserved it 483

By TotallyDoneDating - 02/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 870

You deserved it 767

Ripped off

By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 02:02 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 559

You deserved it 247

littlemissdqgirl 8

Thursday 21 October 2010 9:03

You mean ex gf?

CoachLlama 5

Thursday 21 October 2010 9:16

Better not let her fiance find out his future wife has been cheating on him with you. Just saying.

Comments

johnnie254 7

Friday 22 October 2010 2:04

damn, that's some bullshit

ecascio2010 9

Friday 22 October 2010 2:51

guess she wasn't really your girlfriend.

angel55033 12

Friday 22 October 2010 4:58

good thing you found out before it got more serious

jagriley 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 18:14

what a bitch..

eshan555 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 13:45

well dude she's such a cheat well she doesn't deserve u soz dude

ecascio2010 9

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:35

did she not wear her ring or accidentally say something?

lazyer 0

Friday 4 February 2011 3:45

whats OP mean

peacandlove183 1

Tuesday 7 June 2011 7:37

some people these days just dont have a heart:/

The_9th_Doctor 18

Monday 12 August 2013 17:48

well

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Today, my girlfriend won't stop complaining about the recent lack of intimacy in our relationship. There's an easy solution to this problem, but I'm currently covered in poison ivy rashes and she refuses to let me touch her until they clear up. Guess I'd better get used to itching and whining. FML

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Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML

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You deserved it 2 826

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Today, I realized my mom was right. I should have listened to her and not gotten a pet alligator. FML

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You deserved it 1 667

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 085

You deserved it 26 033

Today, even though I was very clear before I went on holiday that I was going completely zero contact to de-stress, my mother rang at least twice a day. When I stopped answering the phone, she found the direct number of the local police station in a foreign country and sent them to find me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 949

You deserved it 109

Today, the guy I really like told me that I look exactly like Kathy Bates. I'm only 30. FML

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You deserved it 213

Today, I found out that not only has my father been cheating on my mother with another woman, but they have a child together with the same name as me. FML

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You deserved it 4 044

Today, I went to my daughter's best friends birthday party, only to find my ex there, who is now sleeping with the mother, who has a fiancé in prison, who isn't going to be happy when he gets out. Most awkward kids birthday party ever. FML

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You deserved it 224