By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 04:29 - United States - Bentonville

Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet for over an hour. FML
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Dodge4x4Ram 46

tell him that shit wasn't funny

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Mauskau 35

I stay on the toilet by choice because my phone is fun. However it's no fun when you're constantly ******** yourself. Think about it this way, free weight loss!

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

tell him that shit wasn't funny

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Hiktmae 20

Yeah your friend has a ****** up sense of humor.

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buckstop1 37

#36 Go on YouTube and search "Laxative Pranks". If you look at the the amount of likes, you'll see that thousands if not millions of people would find it funny too.

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Retaheki 27

#46 Just because it's funny doesn't mean it's moral. There are millions of racists that make (terrible) racist jokes and then laugh about it. It's funny to them, but not right to everyone else.

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buckstop1 37

I didn't say it was morale. I said it was funny. And besides, what's the big deal. The "friend" slips in a couple laxitives, later on OP gets the "friend" back with the same prank, and it's something they can laugh about in the future.

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I_eat_hearts17 9

Only if OP doesn't end up in the hospital. Laxatives can cause some serious problems. lol

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Mauskau 35

I stay on the toilet by choice because my phone is fun. However it's no fun when you're constantly ******** yourself. Think about it this way, free weight loss!

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tossaway2321 5

Weight loss isn't always a good thing

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I_lost_the_game 25

I don't see why this is getting thumbed down, it's true, sometimes weight loss can be unhealthy!

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Rectov 10

That awkward moment when people promote being underweight as cool on the Internet.

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brendejafulable 41

It's time for war.

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JJ_86 22

Yup, and OP has a lot of alone time to Sit there and come up with ways to get back. I hope the thought process FLOWS smooth and easy.

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EmoKami 21

Revenge would be interesting, although I'd up the ante by taking the toilet paper first! XD Well, if we're going with the same theme that is...lol

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Steve95401 49

That wasn't quite the weight loss plan you had in mind.

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howard007 18

Still better than most weight loss pills and op got it for free

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thatnucca 36

Return the favor... That's all I can say about this...

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mct_1087 27

Your "friend". Doesn't matter who he is. Who does that? FYL

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tehdarkness 21

Agreed. That would be a friendship deal breaker for me.

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iAmPaul 49

"Writing this from the toilet. Send help."

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expertsmilee 26

A roll of toilet paper will cost one *******.

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