Health, School, Embarrassing, Sleep and Awkward: Dozing off

Dozing off

By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML

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By teepee - 13/11/2009 15:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

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By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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By Biggest Jerk - 14/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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By "AdorableDoxie" - 17/12/2018 22:00

Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML

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the_coon_fml 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 1:38

wet dream?

LustWasHeart 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 1:43

Should have told them you had a seizure and made them feel bad.

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joelgernaut 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 5:56

breakfast is key

LemonFairy 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 6:02

I was about to say "YDI" but then I saw the username. FYL. Math sucks. (Would we be nowhere without math? Possibly. But quite frankly, I dislike it, so at the moment I do not care. :P)

f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 6:36

I like your username, LemonFairy... And I completely agree with the parentheses. Who CARES if we need it? It's boring. Like physics.

LemonFairy 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 7:44

I think I love you. Haaaaate physics. (And you like it because...? There's a lovely little side to it no one ever gets. ;] )

f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0

Friday 4 September 2009 2:49

Yay! I love you too! And I think I've seen you on MLIA!!! (I don't stalk, I swear. Your username is memorable.) And I didn't say I like physices, I said that math was boring, LIKE physics. Easy mistake to make :)

margie4peace 11

Thursday 3 September 2009 7:15

I madr intoxicunt giggle... my work here is done. :-)

Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 3 September 2009 7:36

Nooo, your work isn't done! You must make me giggle moar! Jk. I loved that comment though. I am still tickled at the "dashing young Plexico" thing. I guess because it made me picture him in swim trunks with cheesy sunglasses on looking like one of these plastic male models. XD

Fuz_fml 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 8:19

wow sucks to be hated by your whole class now.

TheGasMaskGuy 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 8:53

At least it wasn't a wet dream!

Nagasumi 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 10:23

The OP probably was thinking about how he was smoking his buddy's pole the night before.

sarinninja 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 10:32

that is ****** cool. what! you can't laff @ ur self?

giganticbrain 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 12:00

Laugh*

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 12:31

Wow, smooth. *lol* I can't say much though, I once fell so deeply asleep in class that I tipped to the side and fell off my chair and onto the next student. (University with people sitting near each other.) Luckily he was a friend and caught me.