Miscellaneous: Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an...

By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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I want to speak to the manager of this school

By WHYYY - 20/04/2023 10:00

Today, I accidentally fell asleep in class due to a new medication I’ve started. My teacher also thought it would be funny to blow an air horn in my ear in front of everyone, scaring me half to death. I’m currently pissed off while waiting to take this up with administration as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML

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Never sneak up

By Anonymous - 26/01/2022 14:01

Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML

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By M_Kclift1994 - 20/01/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML

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By snoozlagist - 30/10/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML

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Right in the kisser

By Anonymous - 08/03/2020 20:17

Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML

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By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:00

Major fail on your teacher's part...

sensual_kidney 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:03

LOL thats freakin hilarious. if she isn't hot, say you're sorry if she is, take her out to dinner to show her you're sorry

Comments

sugarcakebomb 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:00

wow..

ericshun313 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 7:24

lol died laffing

zach055 23

Monday 19 April 2010 4:58

You must have a pritty good right hook then

FYLyo 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 23:55

op are u by any chance black?

SK25Reboo 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 7:28

That was f***ing epic!! Lmao!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

najraa 19

Wednesday 6 August 2014 0:00

@178 good thing you dindnt say chinese because that would be lacist

thatguy3812 25

Wednesday 30 December 2015 10:10

Definitely an FML for the other girl too. Today, the person next to me me fell asleep in class. the teacher thought it would be funny to wake them up with an air horn. Not only did it work, but they punched me in the face and knocked me unconscious. FML

f0rged 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:00

Major fail on your teacher's part...

Weetart 8

Wednesday 29 June 2011 18:28

Definitely. Now the teacher has a case of physical abuse on his hands. Lol

RavensRule97 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:02

hope she wasnt hot...

vegetariangirl 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 23:11

Thats funny but yeah i'd blame the teacher

that734chic 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:03

f her life

sensual_kidney 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:03

LOL thats freakin hilarious. if she isn't hot, say you're sorry if she is, take her out to dinner to show her you're sorry

Gaston_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:03

LOL

fuckmyl1f333 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:04

#2, major FAIL on the OP's part. Who punches someone cus of an airhorn?

LiznessMonster 9

Wednesday 15 December 2010 19:31

Let me spell it out for you. When people are sleeping, they are in dream land, an alternate reality if you must. Have you ever been working on something in complete silence, then all of the sudden, someone enters the room or talks to you without warning? Most people either jump a little or yelp in fright. This is like, a million times worse if you're sleeping, especially dreaming. The sudden blast of extreme noise caused a gut reaction, which I guess for OP means to attack, since their body assumed something bad just happened, and it just so happened that OP was in class and the girl was beside OP. Do-you-un-der-stand?

Volcan_fml 22

Wednesday 30 March 2011 22:22

pwned.

holdengolden 12

Saturday 20 July 2013 11:32

Basic instinct

hdbrill1 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:04

Today i was sitting in class and some asshole punched me in the face and i got knocked unconscious. FML

f0rged 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:05

#7 I know a lot of people that when shocked out of a sleep will jump or have a similar reaction. Has a loud sound never made you jump when you're awake? You must have the nerves of stone..