Dracula sucks

By (-,..,-) - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I lost out on a job opportunity because the interviewer said my "fake fangs are unprofessional and frankly disturbing." The "fangs" are my real canines, and they have always looked this way. FML
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chicken_dip 22

Man that really sucks. They didn't deserve you if they judged so harshly based on the appearance of your teeth.

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AbtractAngela 17

Tell the interviewer of exactly what you wrote in this fml. That they're your actual teeth.

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PhoebeBuffett 13

The best part of this FML is your username

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preggoeggo68 10

...Your username is missing a tooth...

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

Steve Buscemi? Is that you?

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a1_z9 10

Your interveiwer sounds pretty dim if they can't tell the difference between someone with pointier than usual canines and someone who thinks they're a vampire. Maybe it's for the best you're not working for them. Also my partner has a fang and it's adorable, not disturbing.

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a1_z9 10

Yeah one of them is pointy and the other not, I like to think the other point broke off while he was wrestling tigers or something.

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Elfkid21 19

thats discrimination and, more importantly, hella messed up!!

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