Weird and Work: Dracula sucks

Dracula sucks

By (-,..,-) - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I lost out on a job opportunity because the interviewer said my "fake fangs are unprofessional and frankly disturbing." The "fangs" are my real canines, and they have always looked this way. FML

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metallica_wins 20

Saturday 25 July 2015 7:17

You should have bitten him.

chicken_dip 22

Saturday 25 July 2015 7:17

Man that really sucks. They didn't deserve you if they judged so harshly based on the appearance of your teeth.

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DoomSkuller 28

Saturday 25 July 2015 20:54

Sounds like a good time in the bedroom, at least

Giraffie5 11

Saturday 25 July 2015 21:23

You do realize you can sue for discrimination right?

phreaker913 21

Saturday 25 July 2015 21:49

all puns aside, did you explain to him they are your real teeth?

vinnerator 7

Saturday 25 July 2015 22:05

I got them too, sorry to hear about that

macetheace 7

Saturday 25 July 2015 23:52

That's so sad

MrKilgore 14

Sunday 26 July 2015 0:02

ya i have been there. i have the Sam problem with my teeth and it costs too much to have them medically filled down.

rec_chem 22

Sunday 26 July 2015 0:54

Fix them.

thecrazymancan 17

Sunday 26 July 2015 6:31

Why? There's nothing to "fix". Just because they look weird doesn't mean that they're broken. People need to learn to stop being so judgemental.

savemeSheehan 8

Sunday 26 July 2015 4:13

damn that sucks

wheelchairchick 11

Sunday 26 July 2015 4:46

I have like 3. Never thought it was odd or that people would think they are fake.

tiredofwaiting 25

Sunday 26 July 2015 5:19

I would have bitten him.

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