Dracula sucks

By (-,..,-) - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I lost out on a job opportunity because the interviewer said my "fake fangs are unprofessional and frankly disturbing." The "fangs" are my real canines, and they have always looked this way. FML
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chicken_dip 22

Man that really sucks. They didn't deserve you if they judged so harshly based on the appearance of your teeth.

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Foxrabbit 9

Don't worry about it. I have a classmate that has fangs too.

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mustangbravo 27

What an asshole! Kinda cool that they're natural.

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worldclassrager 39

So you have strange teeth...so what...that shouldn't make a difference if you get the job or not

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Tsukiyomi 16

What? Wow what a dick smoker

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CaroAurelia 12

Wow. That sucks. I'm with you; I have fang canines too. They grew in like that. All natural.

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Headcrab 29

Be glad you don't have to work for a moron like this.

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FatherPlatypus 8

Vampires really have it rough in the modern world.

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Redgy22 26

I don't know about France, but in the U.S. you could report him to HR. They can't reference you appearance for any reason during the interview. Won't keep them from not hiring you, but at least this assmunch would have the complaint in his file.

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MissRaindrop 20

Mine were so long as a kid that my lips wouldn't close completely. They needed to take teeth out to make room for braces so my dad had them remove my canines. Eating felt different for a while.

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Lazureneku777 13

sorry, I didn't mean to put "you deserved it", I was typing a message with Facebook messenger and it closed while I was typing. :/ also, just tell the person that if they decide to hire you, you can only work night shifts (to mess with them)

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