Weird and Work: Dracula sucks

Dracula sucks

By (-,..,-) - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I lost out on a job opportunity because the interviewer said my "fake fangs are unprofessional and frankly disturbing." The "fangs" are my real canines, and they have always looked this way. FML

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metallica_wins 20

Saturday 25 July 2015 7:17

You should have bitten him.

chicken_dip 22

Saturday 25 July 2015 7:17

Man that really sucks. They didn't deserve you if they judged so harshly based on the appearance of your teeth.

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Frushsgirl 14

Wednesday 19 August 2015 9:12

I think that's actually a genetic trait for Native Americans. My husband and son both have super sharp canines.

FlexMaster 10

Sunday 16 October 2016 20:45

are you am vampir3?

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