Drama!

By fuckparents - 09/01/2012 23:01 - United States

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML
I agree, your life sucks 74 808
You deserved it 3 666

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Wow FYL... They took the joke too far...

ajourdhui 0

what the ****. what kind of selfish asshole does that to someone? especially someone they love.

Comments

GothInside 6

That's just so wrong! My husband DID kill himself & I had to make that phone call! NOT funny!! Ur parents suck!

wow OP I'm sorry your parents are that deranged that they'd find joking about suicide funny. In the search for the ultimate prank, one has to realize there are certain lines you just don't cross or even flirt with. This is one of them. FYL OP. your parents are beyond help.

Damn I woulda totally freeked out on them longer I woulda flip the shit, that's a pritty sick joke I wouldve made them beg for forgivness like seriously

cami28 0

Oh my that was so mean I feel so bad

ok, people its called TEXTING... I sometimes make the mistake by saying they called the op could simply mean she texted... and second.. Op could be in college... and if his mom was calling a bunch of times the Op might have finally answered and talked to his/her Mom... make sense to me..

I have nothing funny or snarky to say. That is just seriously ****** up.

That was really not called for. You should get into a serious discussion with them because people have had these experiences and it's really not funny at all. When the time comes you can get back at them by saying your pregnant or something. Finally, who the hell would ever think YDI?

OP.. sorry your parents are losers and cant find anything better to do with thier time but make sick jokes.. i agree with the people who said you need to leave.. depending on your age.. ( college was just a guess in my last comment.. but ) call children services and tell them what happend and that you need someone to come by and talk to them or tell them you would be better off with another relative... i would hate to think, this is one of many things they have done to you.. but if it is the first they need to be told that its not very funny... sorry your parents are jack-a$$'s

Wow. If my parents did that, I don't think I'd be able to stop myself. I would probably kill them both.