I really don't understand why people are so terrified of dentists. They really aren't that scary! They just scrape and drill your very sensitive teeth while you're lying helpless under a blinding light. What's to fear? Better to stay awake than confess your love in a haze of nitrous oxide.

And there's always blood. At least for me. My dentist says that if he doesn't have his hands on the back of his head, he's not doing it right. That sounded less awful in my head...

I'm sure he's heard plenty of odd things before. A true professional will just ignore it. Don't worry, OP.

Well, whatever happens, I'm sure he'll tell you to spit afterwards.

Reminds me of Jennifer Aniston in Horrible Bosses doing verrry personal things to her unconscious patients.

"My mouth is open... Make you wanna do anything?"

This FML better have a sequel.

Is be hot and single? Maybe this is an ice breakermoment that you will tell your kids and grandkids!

Just one question. Is the explicitness you speak of ADA approved?

Oh come back and tell us all about it!