By NoPainNoGain - 17/09/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
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redbluegreen 40

When it's was over, you should've killed him.

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Zhejan 0

In Soviet Russia, teeth pull you!

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hady9090 0

Just because you discovered some old stupid meme, doesn't mean it's funny

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SunlightVeins 0

The, "In Soviet Union!" jokes a meme? No, it's far above that as it was created by Smirnoff, a Russian comedian.

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brutallyhonest24 0

this sounds like one of those things where that was his first reaction, but probably stopped pretty soon after

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TheLetterZero 7

#50 And the "Yo person, blah blah blah, I'mma let you finish, but blah is the best blah of all time" meme was created by a famous man named Kayne West. It doesn't matter who founded them, they are just memes in the end.

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DrunkenValor 0

At least they didn't inject poison into your donor heart.

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fylahole 0

yeah it could have been worse - They could have forced you to sit through 'awake' instead.

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SonyIsGod 13

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Never saw, "Awake," but your delivery was phenomenal, 118. Thank you.

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medfly 2

the medicine may have succeeded in paralyzing the OP...

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bobvito 0

I'ts called, you can't move because you're basically paralized from the anasthesia?

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kyliebear 15

It's called, the anaesthesia didn't work on op, as told in the FML.

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chellyX92 8

The medicine failed at keeping them sleep, not paralyzed.

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Jeanie821 1

I really feel bad for you... I had a bad time when my wisdom teeth were removed too. Feel better soon!

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c_tuck 0

This was the worst FML for me to read :( I am getting mine done tomorrow and I am absolutely terrified!

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taz1 1

^ do you really think she wouldn't have moved if she could've?! Its extremely rare but some people are not properly anethetized by certain anesthetics, they are paralyzed but are conscious or semi-conscious & can still feel everything. Wow that really really sucks, sounds like my worst nightmare! FYL indeed!

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soccerkrzy 0

They still use Novocaine whether you're conscious or not. The pain would be unbearable post-surgery if they didn't numb it.

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plexico 3

YDI for going to a dentist who learned his craft from "Marathon Man."

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JaneDoe_71 0

hahahahaha!!! I LOVE that movie! Especially that scene

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omgyoukilledkeny 0

haha thts like tht movie with jessica alba an the guy who played anakin in star wars. cnt remember the name

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Amysbodybetrayal 0

This is when you use sign language. Stick up that middle finger! I don't know of anyone doing THAT in the middle of a dream!

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nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

Except she can't move because a different medicine has her paralyzed

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boatiebanter 0

You got general anaesthetic for pulling teeth? I had three teeth pulled at once and they just gave me local. Teeth make a nice crunch-pop when they're pulled :)

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maggiewalters 17

exactly, why the hell were you sleeping? risky for no reason at ALL. i also pulled two teeth with just local and i was fine.

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gonzolove 0

They usually put you under for removing wisdom teeth. They have to break the tooth apart and remove it in chunks.

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mariiax5 0

it's not pulling teeth, it's cutting open the gums in the back of your mouth and breaking the teeth into pieces to be able to CUT THEM OUT. and, it takes hours. it's a SURGERY.

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maggiewalters 17

a minor surgery, and like i said, me and other 300 million people dont have a problem with it

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cru1972 2

I've had all 4 wisdom teeth out, and 4 others with nothing more than a local. Getting put under unnecessarily is risky.

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PurpleLlamas 0

12-eww i know its disgusting!! my dentist didnt numb my mouth enough so i felt my tooth being pulled out from the gums and then that huge "CRUNCH"!! it was painful and very very gross!!

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kisenhoff 4

I had to be put under because the way they game

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I had to be put under because I had 7. THAT was fun. :P

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