Alcohol, Drunk, Awkward, ACAB and Arrested: Drunk tank

Drunk tank

By Anonymous - 29/04/2016 09:17 - New Zealand

Today, my husband and his best mate got drunk and decided it would be a good idea to try hitchhike naked for a joke. Although no one was willing to pick up two naked 28 year old-men off the side of the main road, someone did call the cops. They are being held overnight. FML

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You deserved it 1 849

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By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 333

You deserved it 15 619

By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 21:14 - United States

Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 497

You deserved it 3 387

By D - 04/12/2011 07:46 - United States

Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML

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You deserved it 5 584

By bellaskyeb - 08/01/2012 17:42 - United States

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 274

You deserved it 4 252

By ronboy - 26/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 747

You deserved it 2 815

By AmberHavoc - 02/01/2013 15:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 998

You deserved it 46 801

By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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You deserved it 2 777

Illegal and stupid

By Anonymous - 23/10/2022 12:00

Today, it was my stag do. One minute I was at the pub buying a drink, the rest was a blur until I woke up completely naked in an ambulance, with all my friends standing over me. They'd put sleeping pills in my drink and hired an ambulance. It was my stag do prank. FML

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You deserved it 187

By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 146

You deserved it 3 487

Remember planking?

By say dump him and i'll kill you - 29/12/2012 00:50 - United Kingdom - Soham

Today, proving that there's no limit to the stupid shit people will do, my husband called me from hospital, needing a lift home. He tried planking on top of his car while his buddies sped it down a hill, and I now have to take care of him while his broken leg heals. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 748

You deserved it 4 109

ScratchCatPower 32

Friday 29 April 2016 18:35

Well, this is why you drink safely and responsibly.

UserError94 18

Friday 29 April 2016 20:34

They might be marked as a sex offender worst case scenario. Hopefully that's not the case and they can learn from their mistakes

Comments

H4H 15

Friday 29 April 2016 23:22

As long as they're being charged with drunk in public it's not all that bad, they could've accidentally been charged with prostitution haha

mfncarrie32 9

Saturday 30 April 2016 1:13

They just wanted to see each other naked

Isa_fml 20

Saturday 30 April 2016 3:33

Well, that's their problem, not yours, isn't it? Let 'em deal with the consequences. Hopefully they learn something from the experience. :P

militarybrat 21

Saturday 30 April 2016 4:32

When you are married it is your problem. What if they have kids? What if he gets put on the sex offender list? It affects everyone in his life. He needs to grow up that's for sure.

Axel5238 29

Saturday 30 April 2016 7:16

Agreed, kinda an unspoken rule that by the time you hit your mid 20's in the US that the kids gloves come and that they won't treat it as young guys just being young guys. You are expected to know better and behave better. That being said I thought the situation was funny, but given age it is a sign he should slow down the with the drinking if not stop. It's fun when your young, but when you get older it's kinda sad and the reprocussions could be awful.

militarybrat 21

Saturday 30 April 2016 4:31

In the us (most states) this would be a sex offender charge. I dont know about your country, but you and he are lucky it was just overnight. Also, i really hope no charges stick.

angeluscado 15

Saturday 30 April 2016 4:44

Look on the bright side - you have the whole bed to yourself tonight! STARFISH TIME!! But seriously, I'm sorry your husband is such a man child. I hope he doesn't get charged with anything too serious.

JustTheTruth42 13

Saturday 30 April 2016 6:39

Or better yet you could be less of a bitch.

ericanicole1 12

Saturday 30 April 2016 14:26

This story just made the 'that could've happened to me' option make sense for people married to idiots haha

ThrottleJockey 35

Saturday 30 April 2016 15:11

If this was the USA there's a good chance that they'd be labeled terrorists.

trucker2 33

Sunday 1 May 2016 0:05

Any good officer should have followed them, whilst they walk the rest of the way to police department. Hopefully, they won't get too many serious charges.