Alcohol, Drunk, Awkward, ACAB and Arrested: Drunk tank

Drunk tank

By Anonymous - 29/04/2016 09:17 - New Zealand

Today, my husband and his best mate got drunk and decided it would be a good idea to try hitchhike naked for a joke. Although no one was willing to pick up two naked 28 year old-men off the side of the main road, someone did call the cops. They are being held overnight. FML

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You deserved it 1 849

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By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 333

You deserved it 15 619

By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 21:14 - United States

Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 497

You deserved it 3 387

By D - 04/12/2011 07:46 - United States

Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML

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You deserved it 5 584

By bellaskyeb - 08/01/2012 17:42 - United States

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 274

You deserved it 4 252

By ronboy - 26/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 747

You deserved it 2 815

By AmberHavoc - 02/01/2013 15:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML

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You deserved it 46 801

By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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You deserved it 2 777

Illegal and stupid

By Anonymous - 23/10/2022 12:00

Today, it was my stag do. One minute I was at the pub buying a drink, the rest was a blur until I woke up completely naked in an ambulance, with all my friends standing over me. They'd put sleeping pills in my drink and hired an ambulance. It was my stag do prank. FML

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You deserved it 187

By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 146

You deserved it 3 487

Remember planking?

By say dump him and i'll kill you - 29/12/2012 00:50 - United Kingdom - Soham

Today, proving that there's no limit to the stupid shit people will do, my husband called me from hospital, needing a lift home. He tried planking on top of his car while his buddies sped it down a hill, and I now have to take care of him while his broken leg heals. FML

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You deserved it 4 109

ScratchCatPower 32

Friday 29 April 2016 18:35

Well, this is why you drink safely and responsibly.

UserError94 18

Friday 29 April 2016 20:34

They might be marked as a sex offender worst case scenario. Hopefully that's not the case and they can learn from their mistakes

Comments

MrSassypants 32

Friday 29 April 2016 19:39

I mean, they did catch a ride.

ace13148 11

Friday 29 April 2016 19:53

lmfao that's great

Kittyphysics 21

Friday 29 April 2016 20:17

sounds like someone's protesting coming up on their 30s lol

Beepee04 10

Friday 29 April 2016 20:22

It sounds like he can't, and shouldn't be, drinking because he can't control himself. He's not a child, he's a grown man who happens to be married. He EXPOSED himself and honestly I feel that it makes you, as his wife, look bad. If I were you I would be mortified and feel extremely humiliated because everyone would have seen my significant other's genitals. But that's just me. Definitely fyl op.

Kitouran 30

Saturday 30 April 2016 2:11

I was right there with you until you said it makes OP look bad.

UserError94 18

Friday 29 April 2016 20:34

They might be marked as a sex offender worst case scenario. Hopefully that's not the case and they can learn from their mistakes

NYGiants1925 22

Friday 29 April 2016 21:01

They're lucky no one picked them up. Anyone who would pick up 2 naked strangers is not someone you want to spend time in a confined space with.

Core5555 9

Saturday 30 April 2016 6:11

Ass, grass, or gas.

ThrottleJockey 35

Saturday 30 April 2016 15:13

And a banjo playing in the background.

The12thPaladin 8

Friday 29 April 2016 21:19

Please try to make a logical comment next time.

lawls79 14

Friday 29 April 2016 21:45

If this was the USA for sure. But NZ still has a since of humor. Hopefully. Lol

Mike_Oxhard 14

Friday 29 April 2016 22:18

Gender inequality at its finest. If it was 2 naked women, many guys would stop and pick them up in hopes of a sexual favor. Meanwhile, only a homosexual would pick up 2 naked men, or maybe a loose lonely woman.