Drunk and Money: Drunken antics

Drunken antics

By qx5 - 08/01/2011 22:05 - Canada

Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML

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You deserved it 58 097

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By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 741

You deserved it 35 925

By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

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You deserved it 27 584

By whoawhat - 11/11/2009 06:55 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where I work to pick up my pay check. After I got it, I headed back to the dorms to take a quick nap before Chemistry later. I woke up, and my check was gone. I later found it. In the form of a text from my roommate saying he gambled away 'our' money. FML

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You deserved it 4 025

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By IgiveUp - 28/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went out to eat with my friends. When the bill came, all three of them had "inconveniently" forgot their wallets at home. I ended up having to pay. It was a $178 check. FML

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You deserved it 130

By ash - 25/08/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 105

You deserved it 41 832

By booooo - 07/03/2011 21:38 - France

Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML

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You deserved it 41 848

By whooops - 15/08/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, after having a few beers at a bar, I gave my ticket to the valet to get my car. I tipped the man $2 and he gave me a huge smile and thanked me a lot as I left. I thought the guy was just really appreciative for those $2 until I got home and saw one of the $100 bills in my wallet was gone. FML

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You deserved it 57 793

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, a pretty co-worker invited me out for drinks after my shift. I have no money left until payday. Embarrassed, I had to decline and go home alone. FML

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You deserved it 7 418

By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 13:46 - United States

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 563

You deserved it 4 118

By Anonymous - 23/08/2017 23:15

Today, I had money set out to pay bills, for a gift, and to put in a card as my cousin's wedding gift. I was rushing and not paying attention and ended up putting all of the money in the wedding card. $400 from one person. I guess I'll have no cable or cell phone this month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 035

You deserved it 2 912

KittehKatt 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 1:47

ydi!!!! seriously..just..no

Doortje 29

Sunday 9 January 2011 1:50

YDI for being so drunk you mistook a $400 check for a $5 bill.

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KirstenLovesYou 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 2:25

hahahahah that sucks

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Sunday 9 January 2011 2:40

Did you get change for it?

kikibisweet 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 2:55

You did not sign it did you???? Because if you did then ydi.

mnwv 3

Sunday 9 January 2011 10:18

What's your picture suppose to be? Is it boobs or one of those lamp shade pictures, because I don't see the lamp shade.

gm_jack 1

Sunday 9 January 2011 2:56

Can't you get the cheque cancelled and get a new copy?

Madrias 36

Sunday 9 January 2011 2:56

That's an expensive pack of smokes you got. Hope you got those new platinum-plated cigarettes.

LightningLadyy 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 8:58

Or those Transformer cigarettes.. But they're just called the E-cigarette or something..

yaya1213 6

Sunday 9 January 2011 3:15

YDI totally

whippymcdumb4zs 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 3:18

idiot learn to spell

Dibil 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 3:19

No offence but thats pretty stupid. sorry to hear that

SpideyRules 9

Sunday 9 January 2011 3:20

YDI for $400 being your whole paycheck...

scanlon24 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 3:20

either way, you have to endorse a pay check..

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Today, I was driving home. It was late and I wanted to get home so I started speeding. I didn't wanna get a ticket so I slowed down everytime I saw a car that could be a cop, judging by headlights. There was a car with a busted headlight so I sped up. Couldn't be a cop car. It could. $216 proof. FML

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