By peacock_mina19 - 11/02/2009 00:08 - United States

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Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
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marny_fml 0

wtf #7? your mother sounds incredibly immature. i'm sorry.

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rae_fml 0

most ridiculous comeback I've heard ... ever. Your mother sounds immature, and most likely at a loss for words.

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nyskier360 9

Too bad they didn't put an extra would

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marny_fml 0

wtf #7? your mother sounds incredibly immature. i'm sorry.

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rae_fml 0

most ridiculous comeback I've heard ... ever. Your mother sounds immature, and most likely at a loss for words.

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haleyashton 0

if your mom thinks you'd enjoy going down on her or ******* her in any manner that's jacked up my mom would've been joking when she said it...my mom actually jokes like that ever since i came out as pansexual. it's hilarious to me. but thats a bitch move if it's not a joke. :/ sorryman.

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Ken_fml 0

I'm kind of hesitant but, what's pansexual?

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dragonstrike94 8

Same as Bisexual

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royalthehusky 2

Pansexuality is having feelings for any human being, no matter what gender. It's not quite bisexuality. Bisexuality only has the two "main" genders- Male and female. Pansexuality includes transgendered, gender fluent, etc.

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_TheAtheist_ 10

Lol. Pansexuality is a fad, and a joke. If you feel "forced into labels" when people are generous enough to humor you with "bisexuality," you must have been dropped on your head as a baby by your sorry inbreeding excuse for a family.

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Nederlander95 14

It's bisexuals who think it isn't different enough so they make up a new word. It's the same thing, there's like 4 other terms for it too, each have slight nuances, they're all the same thing.

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AvengingAngelx 20

Pansexuality is also being attracted to someone's personality rather than their gender.

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DoomSkuller 28

Basically, it's not caring about gender but the person.

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Mtti 0

thats F'ed up, you should tell your mom that if you were straight that would mean you'd probabaly F&*@£ you're dad....would that be better but I suppose he has a penis so its all good...right?? tell you're mom to grow up and stop being selfish

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Mtti 0

its a good thing I'm not you're daughter. homophobe.

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hayleyyy 0

Your mom sounds like my mom. :/

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