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Dude, seriously?

By nuberific - 05/03/2009 18:45 - Canada

Today, I was in the changing room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML

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Wobble wobble

By Dr.Octopus454 - 07/10/2011 14:58 - United Kingdom

Today, working as a life guard, I walked through the changing room to go back to the pool. On the way, a naked old man started up a conversation with me. We talked for 10 minutes about pool chemicals, while his penis wobbled around with every small movement. This happens all the time. FML

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By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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By lateralligator - 12/12/2014 16:35 - Canada - Whitchurch-stouffville

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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You deserved it 4 627

By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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Why hello there...

By Shocked - 28/01/2018 19:00

Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML

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By Hairy ass - 08/02/2024 00:00 - Germany - Frankfurt am Main

Today, in the locker room, I saw a girl with a nice hairless ass changing in front of me and the only thing I could think of was how hairy my ass would look if I dared to change in front of other people like she did. I’m also a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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0___0 9

Thursday 5 March 2009 23:13

And I thought seeing old ladies' saggy **** in the changing room at YMCA was bad..

Rawer 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 23:04

That must have been scary o.o

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Kasar_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 0:44

uuuggg thats freakin disgusting i really wish i didn't read that

camisado 0

Friday 6 March 2009 0:47

... feel sorry for his family. imagine him and a blow dr- OH GOD! I take that back, now I'm going to have nightmares...

watupyo 0

Friday 6 March 2009 1:32

Haha whatever, old people have been through enough shit in their lives that they're allowed to do what they want. More often than not, it's hilarious. And we're all gonna be like that someday...

Otis_T_Slim 3

Saturday 18 February 2012 20:17

Sad but true...

skitz 0

Friday 6 March 2009 1:39

i guess he wanted to try to be the new 'goatse' guy; still disturbing..

Hgm09 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:14

Haha, old people do some weird things. But when you get to that point in your life, you're living soley by the philosophy "if it feels good, do it" . Even if that means backing your ass up onto a dryer.

FlavorfulUnicorn 4

Friday 6 March 2009 2:26

Lmao, I love old people. They make no sense.

xprecious05x 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:36

omg i love u fml

mylifesucks5353 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:38

hahah. that is nastyy. im sorry! i feel awful for you...you should have gone and slapped it! jk.

dawg20_4 0

Friday 16 July 2010 2:20

#30 that is so disturbing...

sliimxshady 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:39

lmao at #8. I would've too. XD

nat66623 0

Friday 6 March 2009 3:41

ewww

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Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML

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Today, after I'd decided to give online dating another shot and I matched with someone who seemed interesting, during our actual date our conversation quickly devolved into a debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. I ended up blocking her after she sent me a thesis on the subject. FML

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Today, I went into work to waitress on a table of 40 guests. They were my only table for the day and the bill came to over 700 dollars. After they left the busser was cleaning the table and threw out the credit card receipt which had my tip on it. FML

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Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML

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Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how sweetly the main character on my favorite tv show proposed to his girlfriend. He told me to hang on a second, and later forgot about me while he told his brother about the hot blonde he slept with last night. FML

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Today, my father-in-law decided to disown myself and his son, because my husband decided to hyphenate his last name. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

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