Today, I went shopping with my sister’s husband to help him choose...

By sis - 19/02/2018 16:30 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I went shopping with my sister’s husband to help him choose a birthday gift for her. My sister’s insane friend saw us, followed us, and caused a huge screaming scene in the middle of the mall accusing us of having an affair. FML

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By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

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Jumping the gun

By just lookin out - 31/05/2023 03:00

Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML

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Doggy dog world

By wouaf - 29/05/2015 04:19 - France - Voiron

Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML

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The cat's out of the bag

By Anonymous - 26/03/2024 14:00 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I was shopping with my husband. At the self-checkout, one of the items I was buying for him as a gift didn’t register. As we were walking out, I get stopped and escorted to the loss prevention office, where I was accused of stealing. FML

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Get a load of this guy!

By IaMDeD - 08/06/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML

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By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

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By rozsrredd - 08/07/2014 05:41 - United States - Lancaster

Today, my husband told me he was going to search from store to store in order to find my birthday gift. What was he really doing? His girlfriend. FML

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By what's a rimjob between friends? - 06/09/2013 21:42 - United States - Boston

Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML

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manb91uk 22

Tuesday 20 February 2018 1:39

You could have been all “What the **** are you on about? This is MY husband” just to **** her head up even more? Opportunity wasted....

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 20 February 2018 1:46

You had the perfect cover story to conceal your affair, but your sister’s friend is crazy ... like a fox. Busted!

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manb91uk 22

Tuesday 20 February 2018 1:39

You could have been all “What the **** are you on about? This is MY husband” just to **** her head up even more? Opportunity wasted....

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 20 February 2018 1:46

You had the perfect cover story to conceal your affair, but your sister’s friend is crazy ... like a fox. Busted!

garfunkulusmaximus 4

Tuesday 20 February 2018 2:02

DickPencil hehehehe

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 20 February 2018 3:38

Half credit for getting close.

InkyShadows 4

Saturday 24 February 2018 0:56

I'm looking for a pencil.... Richard Pencil? Pencil Richard? Pencil Dick?

Jester epic_151 11

Tuesday 20 February 2018 1:55

Did she escape from an asylum?

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 20 February 2018 3:51

It really is an affair and you wrote this FML to cover up the truth. We all know.

5th_point_of_contact 8

Tuesday 20 February 2018 3:57

I have to agree with the other post. I would have totally turned the tables on her and humiliated her in public claiming y’all were married. Then again things are always easier in hindsight. I spend a lot sleepless nights thinking about how I could have reacted vs how I did or didn’t. You know the truth. That’s all that matters.

acmariner99 25

Tuesday 20 February 2018 4:05

Plot twist!

dwight7476 11

Tuesday 20 February 2018 5:45

Very dumb friend your sister have she should have asked questions instead of assuming now she made an ass out of her self

Rabite 28

Tuesday 20 February 2018 18:26

Were you picking out lingerie or a ring as a gift for your sister? :D

Chazzster 28

Wednesday 21 February 2018 2:34

A lot of trouble could have been saved if husband had simply gone shopping for his wife by himself. Here are a few hints about buying a gift for your wife: Do not buy clothes - Size can be a huge issue and women’s clothing is a matter of personal taste. Do not buy lingerie - We all know sexy lingerie is really a present for yourself and it’s not usually appreciated. Do not buy household appliances like a vacuum or mixer - Those are usually not appreciated, it’s not the 1950’s. Buy jewelry - Earrings, bracelets, necklaces, charms, sliders for a necklace she already has. Always appreciated. Buy gift certificates - But make sure it’s for places she shops. Get a nice card and have the present professionally wrapped.