Dude, you OK?
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Do you have terribly deformed fingers? Because my teacher has extremely hairy and pimples exploding with pus fingers. And she was also born with her pinky flopping the other way. It is GUH-ross.
Thanks for sharing...
Some people have foot and hand fetishes, so they actually judge people not by how they're face looks or like that but by they're hands or feet
Don't worry about it so much! There's a lot of worse things than ugly fingers.(:
Do NOT do acid.
"omg look at her dry cuticles" Why insecurity? Take care of yourself and don't give a flying monkey **** about people who have no business being in your business. They probably have uneven ears and morning breath that could be bottled up for use as tear gas.
Are you the offspring of Freddie Kreuger?
Reasons I take issue with this comment: A) Pretty sure Krueger's balls were burned off... B) That was a glove, and gloves aren't passed along through heredity. C) Even if gloves were passed along, OP's post concerns fingers. D) Under no circumstances did I want to have to think about a poor mother giving birth to a baby wearing a Freddy Krueger glove, and you have caused me to do so.
Meh...
Is it because your boyfriend awoke to you wiping boogers on his mouth?
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Psychologist? Psychiatrist? Psyduck? We will never know.