Customers and Work: Dumbass customers

Dumbass customers

By Fitz - 29/07/2013 06:30 - United States

Today, I had a customer scream at me for ruining their child's birthday party. They had bought a Piñata from me and didn't know they had to fill it themselves. The kids had hit it open and it was empty. FML

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By CaptainFluffyPaw - 29/06/2015 01:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a customer complained about me for getting their order wrong. This would have been fine if they hadn't sent their ten-year-old kid to order for them. FML

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By IrNatalie - 02/06/2015 08:59 - United States - Laveen

Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML

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Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 27/08/2020 10:02 - Australia - Murarrie

Today, my son accidentally damaged another kid in the face with a baseball bat, while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. Except there was no piñata, or blindfold. FML

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By hannaslifesucks - 24/06/2012 18:41 - Norway - Kleppe

Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent trainwreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she'd spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML

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False accusation

By Missa - 04/07/2009 03:04 - Canada

Today, one of our store's beach balls came out of nowhere and whacked me in the back of my head. I started reaming out two young girls for playing in the store, even when they said it wasn't them. Soon after, one of my employees admitted that it was her. I made some 7-year-olds cry and it wasn't them. FML

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Birthday Bitch

By Anon - 21/02/2017 16:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I received an angry phone call from a friend whose birthday party I missed last night. Yesterday, I gave birth to my son. She claims that I ruined her party and demands I still bring her a birthday gift. FML

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If only they hadn't learned to read…

By Anonymous - 20/09/2019 00:01

Today, I was hosting my kid's birthday party. I had a bunch of small trinkets, so I grabbed the first container I could find to put them in. It wasn’t until I went out and someone yelled, "I’ll take a heavy flow!" that I realized it was an empty tampon box. FML

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Nice try, Karen

By munchkin77 - 15/12/2021 20:01

Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML

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By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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Bag of frozen peas time

By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 22:01 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML

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Ameel_fml 19

Monday 29 July 2013 12:05

That's just....idiotic. Even if the customer didn't know you had to fill them, you'd think they would feel/hear that there was nothing inside it. An empty pinata is much lighter than a full one. o_O

chasing_silence 10

Monday 29 July 2013 12:04

just ignore them. some people need to learn to read.

Comments

SuperDanielNL 23

Monday 29 July 2013 12:10

Somehow idiots like that seem to have more kids...

Wakachulak 22

Monday 29 July 2013 12:14

Smart people know how to use birth control

ElementaryEdGuy 18

Monday 29 July 2013 12:22

Believe it or not, there is an actual sociological trend to this. Smart (successful) people are more likely to wait until a certain milestone before having children ("I don't have time to work on my Master's if I get pregnant; I'll wait until after graduation.") Then they're more likely to take outside events like economic recession into a account. Since they waited, they're pretty much aging out of their baby-making years.

Caitie_kid 8

Monday 29 July 2013 12:51

That's the plot to idiocracy.

hienzburgess 9

Monday 29 July 2013 12:12

you should've then cracked open a piñata on their head.

MissEmma_fml 22

Monday 29 July 2013 13:43

And again it would be empty. Great plan there.

hienzburgess 9

Monday 29 July 2013 14:52

That was my point ...

AGB10 19

Monday 29 July 2013 12:12

They were as dumb as candy then? ;)

Smoxxii 17

Monday 29 July 2013 22:28

What the **** are you even talking about?

iSmellMusic 8

Tuesday 30 July 2013 12:39

If you were going for a pun I would've said their head must be hollow. But I'm no good at puns so don't listen to me.

annie_nk 22

Monday 29 July 2013 12:17

Like the empty piñata, life is full of disappointment. So the only logical way to deal with it is to scream at the totally innocent. Of course. (Sarcasm)