By Anonyme - 22/06/2016 05:15 - Switzerland - Geneve

Today, I was trying to seduce a really good-looking girl, when all of a sudden she leaned in towards me and said, “Sorry, I’m not drunk enough to make out with you.“ FML
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summer4me 25

Well better luck next time. Maybe try not to be so obvious with your intentions? Or don't take it so personally since you seem to be looking for something casual

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jerseygirl94 11

At least she was honest , you'll find a girl who likes you someday and she won't need to be drunk.

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summer4me 25

Well better luck next time. Maybe try not to be so obvious with your intentions? Or don't take it so personally since you seem to be looking for something casual

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vikky538 28

It's better to be obvious than half read intentions

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jerseygirl94 11

At least she was honest , you'll find a girl who likes you someday and she won't need to be drunk.

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slingerslasher 24

The real issue here is why the last quotation mark in the FML is facing the wrong way.

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False_Stupidity 41

Obviously the quotation mark is drunk and can't stand straight. Hey, Perhaps the quotation mark is drunk enough to make out with OP!

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Rubly 10

Don't worry OP, you'll find someone who will be sober and will want to make out with you.

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mds9986 24

Did you go back when she was more drunk?

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lusanna 19

Grab her a pair of beer goggles and ask her again Sorry op, being genuine always win

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withered 30

I'm sorry she was so rude to you. My guess is you were chasing way out of your league. Everyone wants partners they're attracted to and looks matter especially when it comes to one night stands. So you can either set standards to reality or try to improve your looks so next time a girl in her league perhaps won't turn you down.

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9a_z1 11

But you often see really hot girls going out with less good looking partners so it isn't all about appearances, sometimes it's about common interests and clicking with each other. I suspect this girl sensed that OP was treating her like a conquest and was turned off by it. Maybe he would have done better if he'd paid attention to her instead of just trying to 'seduce' her.

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scyth3s 13

Chances are she tried to put him down softly before being rude. Plenty of guys out there think that a "no" is up for debate.

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Pointy 12

Not true. I have an "interesting" looking friend who gets all the girls because he's a total player and can hold a conversation like nobodies business. Everyone wants to bang him. Hell, even I do. Looks are just a crutch when you've got nothing else going for you.

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withered 30

I said for one night stand. If I were looking for one time sex thing I would look that I find that person attractive. + we all want someone for a partner we're attracted to. Looks DO matter, especially at first glance before you meet someone. And surely those few hours you are looking for fun aren't enough to judge someone by their personality. Besides if (just an example) you put a lot of effort in your body, do sports a lot it's not that you want someone fit just because they look good. It shows they find taking care of body important as you do and that they too are interested in sports. The way someone looks can tell a lot about them.

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withered 30

#40 Besides, if looks don't matter why did he go for the "hot chick" instead of "looks really nice with great personality" chick? And it's not like looks really matter to me, I am just annoyed that so many expect that "looks don't matter" should apply only for others while they themselves try to get someone based on their looks.

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arano 29

That's when you offer to buy her a drink

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rldostie 19

^^ Because that's not a tad rapey or anything.

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egnur_mas 19

"Sorry, I'm not drunk enough to make out with you." Story of my life right here.

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RabidTardigrade 6

Maybe she doesn't want to move so quick? Idk, personally I'd like to get to know someone a bit more before jumping into things but maybe she's just a bitch. It's a numbers game!

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