Duped

By Ennui - 20/02/2010 19:12 - United States

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Today, after being dumped just 48 hours prior, I awoke from a night of passionate lovemaking with my ex. Last night, he came to my house, romanced me, and presented a possible future. This morning, when I got up to use the restroom, my laptop, money, and ex-boyfriend were gone. FML
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perdix 29

Annie, are you OK? Are you OK, Annie? You've been hit by a Smooth Criminal.

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DGross 8

Go to his house tonight... romance him till he falls asleep then grab your stuff back, kick him where it hurt and tell him to go Fu*k himself... problem solved

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roro_kp 0

wow! that's just crazy

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ericahageman 0

That sucks! Maybe you shouldn't sleep with guys who break up with you. Dumb thinking on your part.

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funny921 0

awwwwwwwwwwwww that's sooo sad exept for ur not really supposed to do that!

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sxxyshorty 0

ydi for being so gullible. maybe this taught you something

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col535 0

"wussy" is what people say instead of "pussy". and we all know what that is.

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roaaaaaaaaar 0

your computer is gone but you're still posting on here? interesting

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kaia_williamson 0

did you ever think that she may have a friend with a computer? think before you post

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petey293 0

you know some people have like a desktop AND a laptop or they can access a computer easily some other way

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