Duped

By Ennui - 20/02/2010 19:12 - United States

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Today, after being dumped just 48 hours prior, I awoke from a night of passionate lovemaking with my ex. Last night, he came to my house, romanced me, and presented a possible future. This morning, when I got up to use the restroom, my laptop, money, and ex-boyfriend were gone. FML
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You deserved it 10 328
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perdix 29

Annie, are you OK? Are you OK, Annie? You've been hit by a Smooth Criminal.

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DGross 8

Go to his house tonight... romance him till he falls asleep then grab your stuff back, kick him where it hurt and tell him to go Fu*k himself... problem solved

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Radi0Waves 0

call the police... asap

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fisheatsbear 6

you sleep with your ex cause they know you best. DUH

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undrtheblnkt 0

YDI, next time stick with ur right hand....as far as I know it hasn't cheated on me yet:)

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alissanicole 0

maybe a burglar broke into your house took your stuff and kidnapped your ex..

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Jessi_Rose96 0

Can you say desperate? jeez, OP, you just let him in like that? ydia

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karinerz 0

she let him in because she still liked him. This isn't exactly her fault

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quietlytearful 0

well, yeah @100, but he still dumped her. she shouldve had at least a little bit of dignity and not acted as desperate as she obviously was...

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b1acksharpi3mark 0

Will you be my booty call? / Booty call! / Will you be my booty call? / Now drop those panties to the floor!

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strawberry6826 0

i agree with 10 n 26 and make sure you never do tht again. fyl.

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bigpapi210 0

dumbass OP you shoulda known better. just a booty call & lies. BURNED. go check yourself too & make sure you didn't get a STD.

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