Dutch courage

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going to propose. Since he was really nervous, he decided to have a couple of drinks to loosen up. He ended up throwing up and passing out before he could get down on one knee. FML
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Top comments

how did you know he was going to propose if he didn't get around to it...

nammz 0

so...did you say yes or no?

Comments

dontpanic_fml 32

you don't wanna marry someone who throws up and passes out after a couple of drinks.

RideLifeAway 0

My boyfriend was so nervous proposing. I thought I'd change the subject and let him calm down some. so I started talking about the cows in the field and a few inside jokes. apparently that didnt help. His plan was to have our first dance right after he proposed but he was shaking way to much . It's cute when guys are nervous. Him being so nervous in my opinion shows he loves you just that much ( even though he never managed to say it lol)

how did you know he was going to propose?

Dallasluver19 14

At least he was gonna propose.

martin8337 35

A couple of drinks? Is he a lightweight?

Well, at least he tried :D I get super drunk after only two drinks, too. Be happy because that means he hardly ever drinks!

Awwww thats so sweet that he was so nervous!

I don't get it. If you already knew he was going to propose what's the big deal? And since you obviously knew it was going to happen he obviously knew you'd say yes. This whole thing seems really silly. ydi