Sleep, Noise, Morning and Farts: Early morning noise - FML

Early morning noise

By Juju Bear - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Paris

Today, my girlfriend woke up, and while half-asleep, muttered, "What time is it? Have the neighbours started drilling again?" I'll try harder to keep my farts in from now on. FML

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WCARlover 34

Tuesday 8 March 2016 17:55

You really blew her away

raaron773 19

Tuesday 8 March 2016 17:55

Wow

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raaron773 19

Tuesday 8 March 2016 17:55

Wow

WCARlover 34

Tuesday 8 March 2016 17:55

You really blew her away

llamadramas 20

Tuesday 8 March 2016 17:57

i must say pretty impressive

football98_fml 20

Tuesday 8 March 2016 18:02

What a sweetheart

walid820014 20

Tuesday 8 March 2016 18:04

No comment.

Tripartita 44

Tuesday 8 March 2016 18:09

*Vapid comment.

Dale_shackleford 13

Tuesday 8 March 2016 19:41

This guy never seems to have any valid input to the comment sections

Subcontinent 14

Tuesday 8 March 2016 18:07

Well at least she didn't do what my boyfriend did and roll over in the middle of the night to say "Please don't eat the children" before dropping off again...

LittlePengy 22

Tuesday 8 March 2016 18:10

at least you had to the chance to not let her know it was you :D

lamaginger 9

Tuesday 8 March 2016 18:31

That's honestly cute lol

tumtum888 12

Tuesday 8 March 2016 18:48

DAAAAMN. You fart like a drill? I'm jealous. Mine sound like a stalling truck

moo77_fml 20

Tuesday 8 March 2016 19:39

Still laughing out load.. After 5 mins of reading this message.. Only cos it's happened to me.. But it was the hubby asking!!! Darn those sprouts lol

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