Kids, Sex, Virginity, Awkward and Intimacy: Early start

Early start

By KoNi - 21/11/2008 07:23 - France

Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

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By Ribbed for Her Disaster - 04/04/2013 16:04 - United Kingdom - Orpington

Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML

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Admit it

By aces10 - 25/01/2009 13:52 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 18:55 - United Kingdom - Southwold

Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML

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By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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You deserved it 8 884

By Okay - 31/10/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML

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Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…

By TheVirginJenny - 07/10/2012 00:05 - United States - Spanaway

Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML

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By LovesHisHand - 20/09/2009 20:55 - United States

Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML

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By gross - 11/06/2016 07:56 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

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texmas 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 2:21

I'm 19 and still a virgin. It's not for lack of opportunity, I just don't want to give it up for just anyone.

Jenny_Alles 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 18:09

That's ****** up. Talk to your sister or something before she gets chlamydia.

Comments

xxEternalRain 13

Tuesday 22 January 2013 17:36

Im 19 and still a virgin too. Its best to wait it out and find that special someone than waste it on some idiot with a disease

_1296 10

Sunday 3 February 2013 19:27

Yes , 254 . Let her do what she wants, let her skip school, bunk classes, get publicly naked, flunk , steal, smoke drink... And god knows what else. Let them do what they want. Why not?

TallMist 32

Wednesday 20 May 2015 7:22

Because having sex once while 14 means you're going to do all that... logic.

sleepyglowstar 32

Sunday 31 March 2013 20:59

I can't see this being a bad thing. Wait for the right person!

Hawaii84 16

Saturday 11 May 2013 16:49

Do not feel bad I did not have sex until 21 because I was waiting for the right person. The person I lost it to was the man I married and I love him. I'm glad I've waited.

Zehla 7

Saturday 3 August 2013 22:59

Don't envy the loose women OP. They don't get much other than sex. Wait for love and you won't regret it.

Geekyandproud 19

Monday 19 August 2013 9:12

I'm 14 and I wouldn't dream of that, it's far too young! Why is everyone determined to grow up so young?

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Friday 20 September 2013 0:37

Don't worry about it I was a virgin until 19. Talk to your sister she may have felt pressured into it!

hdhillon 10

Sunday 20 October 2013 10:48

Being a virgin is totally fine I'm 21 and I'm still a virgin it's a personal choice it's up to you when you want to lose it but I agree with a lot if the other comments 14 is a bit young but then again it's the persons choice

Whathefuck02 8

Saturday 30 November 2013 16:11

No offence OP but your sister is a *****. At 14 sleeping with someone is not acceptable. She would have been dead by know if i was her sister. Waiting untill marrigeis what i think is right to do. Why do kids try to grow up so quick.