Kids, Sex, Virginity, Awkward and Intimacy: Early start

Early start

By KoNi - 21/11/2008 07:23 - France

Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

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By Ribbed for Her Disaster - 04/04/2013 16:04 - United Kingdom - Orpington

Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML

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By aces10 - 25/01/2009 13:52 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 18:55 - United Kingdom - Southwold

Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML

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By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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By Okay - 31/10/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML

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Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…

By TheVirginJenny - 07/10/2012 00:05 - United States - Spanaway

Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML

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By LovesHisHand - 20/09/2009 20:55 - United States

Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML

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By gross - 11/06/2016 07:56 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

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texmas 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 2:21

I'm 19 and still a virgin. It's not for lack of opportunity, I just don't want to give it up for just anyone.

Jenny_Alles 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 18:09

That's ****** up. Talk to your sister or something before she gets chlamydia.

Comments

sydney184829 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 4:26

Ok well I just turned 13. Most of the others in my grade are 12 (7th grade). I was at a party, and one of the slutty girls takes her 12 year old boyfriend and give him a *******. If that wasn't bad enough, two other girls and one guy decide to go into the woods and take turns making out with the guy and fingering each other. THAT IS WAYYYY YO YOUNG!!!!

oakland43 6

Tuesday 8 November 2011 18:23

um....U NEED TO GET LAID....

clue_me_in 20

Friday 2 December 2011 4:32

I'm appalled that people think it's ok to have sex at 14. If you aren't mature enough to have a child or deal with having an STD, you shouldn't be having sex IMO.

H3RPxD3RP 0

Monday 12 December 2011 6:27

Bro. Your 12. You don't go to parties.

DevilsMetsGiants 30

Thursday 15 December 2011 5:37

yikes...well at least you have values

brekab8 14

Tuesday 27 December 2011 20:05

You should have just told her the truth instead of being mean to her, and being a virgin is not bad!

internetRAT 1

Monday 2 January 2012 7:27

Ask her to demonstrate. Incest is wincest!

skrillexFTW47 5

Tuesday 10 January 2012 13:31

Being a virgin isn't necessarily a bad thing... But in your sister's case, maybe you two should have a chat or discuss it with your parents. A little two young I believe:p

Cherryripe25 5

Wednesday 18 January 2012 16:28

I'm 14 and I was shocked to find out a girl in the year have had sex with a 16 year old when we were in the 7th grade. Of course it's remained relatively secret, and I only know because I'm close with one of her best friends who spills literally everything. But they even filmed it, which you should all agree goes way over the line. Also, a mass majority of the students in the year above are sexually active. It's become way too common.

chubby_choco 17

Monday 23 January 2012 20:02

Good for you, holding out for the right time and the right guy!! And yeah...I'd discuss her actions with your parents. That's something they need and deserve to know.