Kids, Sex, Virginity, Awkward and Intimacy: Early start

Early start

By KoNi - 21/11/2008 07:23 - France

Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

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You deserved it 6 475

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By Ribbed for Her Disaster - 04/04/2013 16:04 - United Kingdom - Orpington

Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML

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Admit it

By aces10 - 25/01/2009 13:52 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML

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You deserved it 5 607

By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 18:55 - United Kingdom - Southwold

Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML

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You deserved it 2 565

By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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You deserved it 8 884

By Okay - 31/10/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML

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You deserved it 6 119

Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…

By TheVirginJenny - 07/10/2012 00:05 - United States - Spanaway

Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML

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You deserved it 7 890

By LovesHisHand - 20/09/2009 20:55 - United States

Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML

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You deserved it 9 941

By gross - 11/06/2016 07:56 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

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You deserved it 2 086

texmas 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 2:21

I'm 19 and still a virgin. It's not for lack of opportunity, I just don't want to give it up for just anyone.

Jenny_Alles 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 18:09

That's ****** up. Talk to your sister or something before she gets chlamydia.

Comments

SailorSolaris 43

Tuesday 14 January 2014 4:35

Don't feel bad, OP. I'm a 24 year old virgin.

cwl727 32

Saturday 15 March 2014 20:58

I would have a serious talk with her and let your mom know.

cna1216 15

Sunday 4 May 2014 15:51

As you should be!

AlwaysWatching 27

Thursday 22 May 2014 1:12

She probably meant that she thought that you would think it was nice. I see how you could've misinterpreted that.

JacobFrench 16

Tuesday 10 June 2014 2:05

Wowwowwowowowowow

madi113 18

Wednesday 20 August 2014 23:36

Just because some one has sex at 14 doesn't make them a *****, or a **** or anything really. You can't judge a person based on one action. I lost my virginity at 14 and I don't regret it at all. I was mature enough at the time to understand and handle it. How other people view it shouldn't be important when considering sex

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 15 February 2015 22:15

I'm almost 20 and still a virgin.

MattChristensen 14

Tuesday 10 March 2015 22:17

That doesn't suck. Being a virgin at a young age (under 21) is like being a ******* unicorn

justsayingbeach 15

Thursday 16 July 2015 19:12

Your dirty sister is lying anyway no ones first time is nice lol

thebosnian 11

Sunday 2 August 2015 2:23

What's wrong with being 19 and a virgin? The proper age is around 24+ Don't worry about it.

TallMist 32

Sunday 2 August 2015 18:00

Who is to determine what's a proper age to do it? I mean, to me, I'd say it's 16+, if you're going the extra mile to make SURE you won't catch STDs or get pregnant. However, if you're aiming for a child, I'd say any age is fine if you're somehow already financially and emotionally stable and 100% ready for a child at the age you're at. However, this is not to say you have to give up your virginity at any age or that anyone's a loser or anything for not losing it. IMO, it's better you hold on to it.