Emergency

By -____- - 05/10/2013 21:28 - United States - Seattle

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Today, my husband yelled from upstairs, "Babe! BABE, COME QUICK!" Terrified that something might have happened to our newborn daughter, I rushed up, only to find out he just wanted to show me that he'd learned how to spin a top on the tip of his penis without it falling. FML
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thatonetree 9

That is a pretty impressive skill. You gotta give it to him

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ABillOnFire 15

it's reasons like this we were placed on this planet

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INashaI 6

Well, you gotta hand it to him, that is pretty impressive.

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worldclassrager 39

Well he thinks it's important...give him his moments of pride...

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steffidallasbfl 16

That's really impressive. But wouldn't that hurt.?

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qwertkinz 12

I had to keep reading this over because I kept reading he could "spin on the tip of his penis without falling."

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JanisEvans 10

Chill. No one ever called anyone babe in a moment of crisis.

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peacejunior 12

Congrats OP. Now you have your own little circus which has big potentials to make you rich.

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sugarbaby9908 20

That takes skill man!! Be proud!!

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National437 1

I think it's a little sad you can't figure out distress from I did something cool. Loosen up babe you have a kid that is going to terrorize you. You will need that humor in just a few years

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