My little buddy

By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 05:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
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Violet_Illuser 0

I'm sorry, I'm not seeing how this is "ew." I'm laughing too damn hard.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Hello there, Richard. We hear you're going to go spend the night your girlfriend, miss Pusé. Is that true? Oh, how scandalous~!

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Etoile_fml 0

That's getting really, REALLY old. Anyway, this is kinda amusing. FYL though.

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Lolbrittany 0

he sounds like a fun guy B) i dont see why this is an FML

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diet_otaku 0

that's not an FML, that's cute! my boyfriend and i both talk to his penis, your husband just went the extra mile. XD

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DameGreyWulf 0

Hello there, Richard. We hear you're going to go spend the night your girlfriend, miss Pusé. Is that true? Oh, how scandalous~!

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judgeymcjudge 0

*roars with laughter* Best comment ever, DameGreyWulf XD

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doubleAbattery 0

Damegreywulf, something tells me that if we lived in the same area, we would be very good friends!! :)

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norrinrad 0

I thought the same.

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FarSide 22

Is this supposed to be weird behavior?

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deathmajestic 0

ima get YOUR NAME tattooed on the side of my dick then ima walk up to some ******* hot girl n say,"i bet you i have your name tattooed on my dick. and if i do you have to suck it."

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sammehsaurus 0

59 just made my day. seriously lmao:)

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badboy850 0

how old are you? 12? you need to hit puberty before you pull shit like that kid, or you'll just embarrass yourself

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fatman217 0

#59 ima name my penis after you. look now you have a twin

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Brandonisamazing 5

59= win lol

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SarahStarzz 0

this is sooooo funny! ur husband is awesome lucky u :D it's not an FML u guys can laugh but it nd u can tease him ;)

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Violet_Illuser 0

I'm sorry, I'm not seeing how this is "ew." I'm laughing too damn hard.

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saailaway 0

wow when u wrote "drawn" i though you ment like he brought a face, as in a girl. but then i got it the second time lol dude he has issues.

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alwaysalady 0

Why would you do that?!?!?!? I don't understand men!

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dreamchaser 0

pls don't generalize all men based on one retard's actions. though i'm not sure how many guys will try this today. :D

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fili450r 0

oh, i am so doing this now! thats why i tell people i got a huge gesture angel tattooed on my back, so i can talk to it...haha....no imma start talking to my wienner.....hopefully i remember not to use a sharpie... =)

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Than_fml 0

Look, this is what we do when we get bored ok? we play with our selves.......some more than others.

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friday13thbaby 0

I'm laughing too much to see how this is an FML. So your boyfriend is weird, whatever.

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tinaforthewin 0

its her husband, that makes it a bit worse.

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xxviii28 0

#9 is a retard. Man, idk if this an FML, but FYL. Both of you...

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plexico 3

So, who was he talking to? Squirtle? Little Baby Carrot? Microsoft? or The Punisher?

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plexico 3

Because Megan Fox is hot, or because her thumbs look like little penises? Seriously, have you seen a close-up picture of her thumbs? They look like hammer toes!

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plexico 3

I know she is, but look at her thumbs! Thumbs!!!!

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fxdxhk90 0

Dude, what are you talking about? How the hell do you even know what her thumbs look like?

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plexico 3

fxdxhk90, Because there has been a lot of reporting about how she has "toe-thumbs." Look it up on this thang called the Internets -- it's a series of tubes. Let me guess, you are an 18- or 19-year-old from Hong Kong who likes calculus (big surprise)? How did I do?

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plexico 3

This was supposed to be a response to a post by fxdxhk90 that asked how I knew about Megan Fox's thumbs. That comment seems to have disappeared and sent my response to some random place.

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lexiBRo 0

awesome job incorporating previous fmls =)

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