Animals: Emo phase

Emo phase

By Anizzaf - 27/01/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I picked up my cat and he went wild because I didn't know he was sleeping. I ended with with several cuts, and one on my wrist. Later, a kid in my high school saw my wrist and told my guidance counselor, who told my parents. Now everyone thinks I'm either a liar, attention whore, or emo. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2019 22:00 - United States

Today, I had a rubber band around my wrist for too long, and it ended up leaving faint red marks around my wrist. My mom saw them, thought they were scars, and is now convinced I'm a cutter, "like the ones I've seen on the news," and won't believe my story. FML

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By thewrittenrebel - 28/10/2014 07:40 - South Africa - Bellville

Today, my boss asked about the mass of deep scratches on my arm. I lied and told him it happened while I was trying to save my cat from a tree. Truth is, my cat is a sadistic asshole who stalks me and mauls me whenever he can. FML

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By Philomena - 01/10/2024 00:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I wanted to show my friends my cat’s “high-five” trick. I held out my hand, and instead of a high-five, my cat scratched and bit me instead. I yelped, and my friends burst into laughter. I had to bandage my hand, all whilst they joked about “cat training.” FML

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By That Girl with the Amazon Parrot - 04/01/2014 07:21 - United States

Today, I was called by the counselor to discuss my "issues". She told me that other students had reported to her that they saw scars on my arms. I don't cut, I just have a hormonal and aggressive parrot who sees me as his personal tree. FML

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Let cats be cats

By Anonymous - 28/02/2022 06:00

Today, I disciplined my cat for meowing too loudly in my apartment and disturbing neighbors by picking her up by the scruff. She then proceeded to scratch the ever living crap out of my hand, now it looks like Wolverine got a hold of me. FML

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By richardmrcs - 08/07/2013 20:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I got mauled by some wild animals and had to get my butt cheek stitched up. The embarrassment doesn't end there though; the animals in question were kittens. The nurses on duty laughed and the entire ward found out. FML

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By rhartnett11 - 16/02/2011 12:56

Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML

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By hikari_chan_xo - 28/03/2012 12:00 - United States - Auburn Hills

Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML

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Beware!

By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML

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Caught in 404p

By Tucker - 08/02/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML

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genericnickname 0

Friday 27 February 2009 5:55

Don't just take that from people. You can use this and call it your own: "Shut the **** up. I don't care what you THINK you know. You probably don't even really care; if you did, you'd believe me when I tell you that it was the ******* cat. No. You just want to act like a big fat ******* saint so you can bask in your own self-satisfaction and tell everyone how you were nice to the lowly, pitiful cutter. Get off your God-damned pedastal and go die in a fire you sanctimonious ****."

evild 0

Tuesday 3 February 2009 17:15

this has happened to me before - all my friends think I'm a cutter. Cuts went real deep and i'm permanently scarred!

Comments

sblove 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 22:15

ok yes this totally happened with me and my cat. instead of people thinking that i cut myself i jus have the fear that people will think i cut myself.

R3nesmee 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 22:55

Omg, that sucks... Including your parents? Sheesh, I'll bet they have you in therapy now.... Blegh

Vampire_princess 0

Monday 22 June 2009 4:42

People suck. I wear a jacket alot because I'm cold natured, and people think I'm a cutter now

Tczero 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 6:25

I get that too a girl ripped my hoodie trying to take it off me because I cut I'm hand wrist an arm on glass and I got scars on my wrist and arm from Many things and to top it of I'm a metalhead

ash_flash11 1

Sunday 19 July 2009 9:01

Same frickin' think happened to me. -_- It was annoying.

yaktazuki 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 13:58

YDI for having a cat

BVBpwns9998 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 12:32

Cats>Dogs

xSceneSceneBabyx 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 7:36

some people are such stereotypical bitches.

treehuga 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 7:20

haha the opposite happened to me. i purposley cut my arm and when people asked me i said my cat got pissed.

LexxyLiime 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 18:58

Uh... okay? why?

nyleika 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 5:27

My god same here! I love my cat, and i pet him all the time, but he has this thing where he'll recieve attention for awhile, then go all psyco-cat on me and shred my arms ! I have so many scars from that cat, and everyone calls me "emo"