By richardmrcs - 08/07/2013 20:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I got mauled by some wild animals and had to get my butt cheek stitched up. The embarrassment doesn't end there though; the animals in question were kittens. The nurses on duty laughed and the entire ward found out. FML
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DjMonroe95 11

I bet the cat got your tongue after that one.

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Snowkeys 11

You gotta be kitten me. Did you fall on a box of angry abandoned kittens?

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DjMonroe95 11

I bet the cat got your tongue after that one.

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friedpwnadge 25

I don't really want to say it, but you got pussy whipped.

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Damian95 16

#1 I'm really feline that joke.

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ILoveMyArm 15

@1 I'm pawsitive that is not the only thing they got.

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Martinez0285 28

such a cat-tastrophy

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then000bster 16

These comebacks are Purrfectly funny. I hope OP can claw his way out of this one.

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Snowkeys 11

You gotta be kitten me. Did you fall on a box of angry abandoned kittens?

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rg350dx 29

OP was asked to pet sit for a friend. He just took it literally and ended up with another hole in the ass.

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xBethanyC 15

Those kittens sound like a real pain in the ass

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Acrlyx 8

I bet this is awkward seeing the cat in the top right corner

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tzoro37 9

Sounds like an interesting cat fight!

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Nikkitaria 9

If only OP was a girl.

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catwho 18

Did you sit on them or they mistake something hanging as a play toy?

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Misswildsides 22

Or it could be evil intentions. Cats are evil little suckers..

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catwho 18

I don't find them evil, just playful and not caring if you get hurt

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TheDrifter 23

It just takes kittens a bit to figure out that human skin is far more susceptible to claws than fur is.

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neeni88 23

Oh and those needly little claws and teeth... Arghh, so painful!

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britts95 11

Either that, or some individual was having way too much fun with a laser pointer.

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neonberries 15

Wild kittens? What did you do to provoke them?

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Martinez0285 28

showed them his bum

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daesung 8

Kitties are dangerous. Meow

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JACKxRAWR 22

Kittens are tiny! It's not difficult to pick them up and move them away from oneself.

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KiddoKS 19

Although when a kitten sees a full "moon" they turn into giant, ferocious cougars. It's similar to when humans turn into werewolves and is the only possible logical explanation :)

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INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

those boobs in your profile picture look dangerous

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IHATEFMYLIFE 26

Wow those are some ginormous boobs!!! Sorry I had to say it...

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kat_a_tak 18

@44 - i've never met a wild kitten, but i once tried to befriend a litter of feral barn kittens. their little claws are sharper than razors, and picking them up is indeed asking for stitches.

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lionkat456 28

How did a kitten scratch your BEAR butt cheek?!?

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MzZombicidal 36

I think I'd be more concerned as to why OP has a bear buttcheek!

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Martinez0285 28

perhaps he was trying to give them pink eye ?

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lionkat456 28

24- thanks, I had a feeling I spelled that wrong X|

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RedPillSucks 31

Bear butt-cheeks is funnier. Lycanthropy gone wrong.

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thatnucca 36

Being mauled by little ******* literally... Even the reverse is not good enough to be a **** title... FYL

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graceinsheepwear 33

We want to hear the whole kit and caboodle!

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Next time lie and say you fought off a panther. Then they'll be amazed at how much of a man you are.

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donkeykitty 16

im just not quite sure how to fight it with your bum...looks more like running away!

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wvcheesehead1 9

Perhaps they thought you stole their mittens, I know when I lose things I tend to blame others.

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