Empty nest

By AllieG33 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Albuquerque

Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML
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Articulation 12

Quality over quantity... Even though 0 quantity is 0 quality.

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OhWhoCares 42

That is really insensitive thing to say. I'm sorry OP.

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edward80 18

So do something about it or Stay forever alone

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xxrogerthatxx 19

Why the downvotes? Haha, this is really good advice. Cut-throat and insensitive maybe but good advice none-the-less. And its funny.

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KaneHunter 22

OP said "apparently" meaning there are friends. And you don't have to be a jerk about it.

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miliaras93 17

Awee . Being lonely sucks but theirs always ways around it !

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Articulation 12

Braking knews! Ewe can now youse homonyms in place of words!

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ChristianH39 30

I think you meant homophones.

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Articulation 12

Either can be used in non-technical situations.

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iLike2Teabag 27

Homonym = spelled the same, different meaning. Homophone = pronounced the same, different meaning. I think "ewe r con-few-sd"

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Articulation 12

Homonym can also be used to describe a homophone, though technically the term homophone is more correct.

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xxrogerthatxx 19

"THEIRS" always away around it. I think that's the most illiterate shit I've ever heard.

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miliaras93 17

Well EXCUSE me for having bad grammar . Moved here from montreal not to long ago , didn't think i'd get so much hate lol

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xxrogerthatxx 19

Should've just said "Sorry, I just moved from Montreal."; don't be a snob.

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Deadpool798 3

You can't tell people what they can and can not say. You understood what she said. I will never understand a grammer nazi. We get judged by professors (well at least I do) all the time, so if I should want to get on the internet. I should not be, nor should anyone else be ridiculed by what they say. You understood the main idea of what was said, good job. Don't just belittle someone because they did not feel like putting in time to write an apostrophe. You are not an English professor, so do not act like one.

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OhWhoCares 42

That is really insensitive thing to say. I'm sorry OP.

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PoptartsKid 13

Kill your parents for talking shit about you :)

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_FML_Austin_ 12

Well I don't see any reason why this might not be a good idea...

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Epikatz 22

Well that escalated quickly.

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GetDuped 11

Maybe it means to hang out with them more!

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shudson186 17

That is the saddest comment I have ever read... OP I'll be your friend so you won't have to do that!!

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ItsMissLia 19

Well OP you could make friends or stick to how you are, whatever makes you happy :)

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Articulation 12

Quality over quantity... Even though 0 quantity is 0 quality.

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bells_muchacho 9

There's nothing wrong with enjoying your own company. Shows intelligence!

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whyisitincapital 25

Well you prove her wrong. Bring your friends over and create a ruckus!

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csjmcc 11

Time to get some really loud and annoying friends just for them!

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