Let's quit By Anonymous - 07/11/2024 03:00 - United States Today, I accidentally sent my boss a meme about hating work. Her reply? "Same." FML I agree, your life sucks 18 You deserved it 37 Share Tweet Share
USA, USA, USA; well, almost. Today we're not welcoming a French artist, not even an American artist, but an artist from... oh, you'll see! Are you in a hurry or something? Why can't we just sit down, have a nice cup of tea and talk about the future? ... I agree, your life sucks 10 You deserved it 15
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML I agree, your life sucks 84 You deserved it 860
Today, I had my first sexual encounter/kiss. I’m 37, which I know is a strange age for firsts. After blowing him for a bit, he started to f**k me, then went soft. He called it "whisky dick." Then he was on his phone. It took all of 30 minutes, then I was home again. FML I agree, your life sucks 481 You deserved it 145
Today, I found out I didn't get the promotion I applied for. Then I was told I was the only one who applied for the job. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 876 You deserved it 144
Today, I tried to catch a spider in a glass. It was on the paper and I wanted it to fall into the glass, but I moved the paper the wrong way, screeched like a banshee and flung the glass at the floor. I was barefoot. FML I agree, your life sucks 609 You deserved it 1 321
Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 060 You deserved it 213
Today, I was fired. My boss told me via email that it was because I "don't have enough experience with fun spiritual." Uh, what? FML I agree, your life sucks 31 195 You deserved it 2 750
Today, my brother's home for his annual visit, lectures my parents once about their eating habits. They promptly throw away all of their junk food. I'm there every Sunday, and have been telling them to eat healthier for medical reasons. They never listen. He's in sales, and I'm in med school. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 965 You deserved it 3 086