Love, Work and Jealousy: Jealousy is a hell of a drug

Jealousy is a hell of a drug

By SmhBetches - 11/08/2023 00:02

Today, my “best friend” threw me under the bus and got me fired from my job, possibly getting charges pressed against me. She told on me for sweethearting (ringing up one item when she'd bought multiple items) her, all because I’m dating a guy she likes. She didn’t even tell me she liked him. FML

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You deserved it 1 088

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By Betrayed - 16/03/2022 16:00

Today, my coworker, who I thought was my “friend,” threw me under the bus and showed my boss all the texts I'd sent talking shit about her. I was sacked. I confronted him and told him I thought we were friends. He replied, “The mouse is friend of the cheese, it doesn’t mean he’s not gonna eat it.” FML

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You deserved it 988

By supervisor - 06/11/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML

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You deserved it 18 220

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 08:45 - Canada

Today, my best friend was fired from the place we both work at because she's a bad employee. After they fired her she said, "If I go, I'm taking my best friend with me." So they fired me too. I actually liked that job. FML

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You deserved it 4 155

By j - 01/03/2011 06:26

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

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You deserved it 4 544

By mjohnston - 27/03/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

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You deserved it 13 687

The betrayal

By DoubleXed - 20/07/2022 04:00 - United States

Today, my newly ex-boyfriend, who is also my co-worker, threw me under the bus about our relationship, except he claimed it was a one-sided relationship. I offered to show the consensual texts between us, but he insisted it’s “Photoshopped.” I was fired anyway. FML

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You deserved it 170

How come you were there?

By Anonymous - 26/07/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML

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You deserved it 90

By fezhafeez - 23/02/2016 19:26 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML

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You deserved it 2 299

Snitch

By Cerie - 06/10/2022 16:00

Today, I confronted my coworker, who I had a crush on, for lying to me. He’d told me he was gay when I asked him out. He’s now dating another coworker of mine who’s a woman. He took this up with my boss, and I was written up for “creating a hostile work environment.” FML

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You deserved it 1 991

By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

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You deserved it 827

MidnaLink 33

Friday 11 August 2023 2:17

So basically, you five-finger-discounted her a few times, and then got fired for it. Admittedly her reason is petty as hell, but because you let her steal you get no sympathy.

Dumbum123 19

Friday 11 August 2023 4:20

You were aiding and abetting a criminal. And, yeah, I agree with MidnaLink. You get no sympathy. Consider yourself lucky if you don't get charged.

Comments

MidnaLink 33

Friday 11 August 2023 2:17

So basically, you five-finger-discounted her a few times, and then got fired for it. Admittedly her reason is petty as hell, but because you let her steal you get no sympathy.

Dumbum123 19

Friday 11 August 2023 4:20

You were aiding and abetting a criminal. And, yeah, I agree with MidnaLink. You get no sympathy. Consider yourself lucky if you don't get charged.

bear7722 11

Friday 11 August 2023 6:56

don't do anything to get yourself fired over then, and then maybe you wouldn't get fired/charged

ODBeefalo 10

Friday 11 August 2023 11:08

I have nothing against stealing from big name stores... but you played the game and got caught, no sympathy. consider this a good lesson to learn with minimal consequences: you can't trust your friend. you didn't get charged, congrats you are lucky.

dreams2383 18

Saturday 12 August 2023 0:12

you were technically stealing for someone else and you don't see that as a problem? this is your fault. if you hadn't been doing it she couldn't turn you in for anything.