Everybody was Kung Fu fighting!

By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my Kung Fu-trained father found out that my boyfriend, a Krav Maga student, got me pregnant. Since I'm only 17, my dad got extremely mad. Several broken bones and a few ambulances later, it looks like a Steven Seagal movie happened in my house. FML
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Kimberly Parker 6

17 is above the age of consent in most states, so your dad,is just guilty of assault. Also at 17 he didnt get you pregnant as y'all got pregnant together. Use active words, you both are responsible for this.

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mssileas 25

Lovely. Because obviously what every teen pregnancy needs is a father in jail and a boyfriend in a full body cast.

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Kimberly Parker 6

17 is above the age of consent in most states, so your dad,is just guilty of assault. Also at 17 he didnt get you pregnant as y'all got pregnant together. Use active words, you both are responsible for this.

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jbuckets_404 38

Actually, OP doesn't live in the states, but the UK. And no, I'm not conversant on their age(s) of consent. But suffice to say, while it's certainly understandable for Dad to get a "little miffed" at his certainly-no-longer-as-pure-as-the-driven-snow daughter who's still in high school (presumably), violence is never an acceptable response (except obviously as a last resort in nation-state defense of self-preservation). However, said daughter (and BF) did themselves no favors getting collectively "knocked-up" at such a young age. Their lives will certainly be a "bit more challenging" than otherwise necessary for the next 18+ years. Or as they might be more apt to say ("old-school") in the UK: In a bit of a sticky wicket, dear ol' Chap.... Good luck, OP to you & yours! :-)

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Leeono 26

Age on consent is 16 in the uk. So yeah they have maybe started a bit early but dad is out of line on this one.

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mssileas 25

Lovely. Because obviously what every teen pregnancy needs is a father in jail and a boyfriend in a full body cast.

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stormy0307 16

I’m assuming the Krav Maga boyfriend came out on top of that one.

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kfchicken 31

you're assuming a teen beat a full grown trained angry man?

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jbuckets_404 38

Not necessarily; Dad's described as being a Kung Fu-trained(!) adult while BF is still only a Krav Maga student/ teenager (?), a seemingly-disparate, significant difference in skill levels at first glance. (Or is that "strike?")

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Yudith 24

Master vs student, I'm pretty sure the father won.

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jbuckets_404 38

Actually, in this case: none of the four did - so to speak.... :-(

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TheMazedammit 4

well?? who won?

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jbuckets_404 38

Actually, in this case: none of the four did - so to speak.... :-(

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jbuckets_404 38

Actually, in this case: none of the four did - so to speak.... :-(

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alycion 38

So, let me get this straight, in your opinion, they all lost?

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reborne 9

Your boyfriend might be younger, but your Dad is the one who needs to grow up and learn how to deal with situations like an adult - did beating him up get you un-pregnant? I honestly hope you live somewhere where the police can press charges without the victims consent.

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tounces7 27

I wouldn't give the dad ideas. He might just beat her up and actually get her "un-pregnant". He sounds like an unstable raging mess.

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jbuckets_404 38

Touche! Or as Sheldon would say, "Zing!" LOL! [You Sir, phrased that perfectly correct - in more ways than one. Lol Too bad us older viewers can't forget S.S. just as easily as that at times.... ;-)]

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QueenSaru 28

HDU. Under Siege is a national treasure.

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blondie45 21

Sheldon actually says “bazinga”!

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Sinshine 28

Anyone who uses martial arts for anything but self defense needs to be locked away. That actually counts as shaky with a dangerous weapon here - for good reason. And anyone whose first action is too use physical violence is pathetic anyway. Good luck with your family situation and congrats for the pregnancy, though.

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xxWTFxx1981 23

Wait... I just want to know who won? did they both equally whip each other?

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