Ewwwwwww

By Anonymous - 23/02/2015 17:56 - United States

Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML
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Marcella1016 31

Sit on the toilet with a bucket or trash can in front of you...?

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dthindd 17

Just use a bucket in front of you so you don't have to clean up any puke!! Best way to go. (Line the bucket or bowl or whatever with a garbage bag so u can easily throw it out)☺️☺️ hope you feel better soon!!

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bootsycollins 4

That's why you sit on a toilet and hold a bad or trash can.

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Narianos 9

Gastroenteritis is no fun to go through. I've had a bout of it before and it's no fun. Just keep yourself properly hydrated during it, as the vomiting and using the bathroom can lead to dehydration.

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poppetsauce 4

You deserve it you ******* idiot! Get a damn bucket!

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Oddglue 5

You could sit on the toilet while barfing in a bucket

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CandyApple88 13

YDI for knowing its blowing out of both ends and not having a bucket with you while you sit on the toilet.

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katluvr 22

1) Puke in the trash can, out 2) take a bowl or other receptacle into the bathroom in advance of the need. 3) When you've recovered remember these steps in the event of future illness.

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jroude 1

sit on the shitter then puke in the bathtub

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TheAnon1313 28

I have the same issue when I catch the stomach flu. I've resorted to having a big green plastic bucket, and I carry that around the house. puke into one of those while sitting on the toilet, and you've got your problem solved. then just flush the toilet, rum some water into the bucket, swish it around, then pour it into the toilet and flush again. repeat until the bucket is sufficiently vomit-free, then pour in some disinfectant, and go through the rinsing one final time. its what my mother used to do when I was young, and what I still do now.

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