Sex, Awkward, Parents and Intimacy: Excuse me - FML

Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Spicy

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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You deserved it 3 801

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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You deserved it 559

By Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

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You deserved it 6 000

By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Spicy

Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML

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You deserved it 220

Pranked!

By RetroDayDreamer - 10/09/2011 15:46 - United States

Spicy

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 445

You deserved it 28 886

Boundaries

By Anonymous - 14/10/2020 02:01

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 725

You deserved it 157

By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 12:49 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 274

You deserved it 2 894

Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Spicy

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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You deserved it 3 801

This is wrong

By WTF - 05/09/2009 22:11 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML

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You deserved it 3 430

Confinement's gonna be fun

By Anonymous - 16/03/2020 23:01

Spicy

Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 824

You deserved it 2 405

That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 607

You deserved it 212

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Top comments

TheCookieComet 23

Monday 30 March 2015 18:46

I think this gives you the right to watch **** openly

Mechazilla2 15

Monday 30 March 2015 18:47

I think we're all hoping that they at least stopped once they noticed you..

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imcheap21 5

Monday 30 March 2015 22:35

You got the 3-D experience

shfs2010 4

Monday 30 March 2015 22:45

You should have asked to join. That would have shown them.

JpTheGreat23 19

Monday 30 March 2015 23:09

Please explain what exactly happened...

oldhomelessguy 3

Monday 30 March 2015 23:41

You sick ****

zarrganaut 17

Monday 30 March 2015 23:53

Oh dear god.

frenchie2000 10

Tuesday 31 March 2015 0:02

Maybe later you can all watch **** together ! xDD

sprints54 19

Tuesday 31 March 2015 0:24

It's their house right? Don't like it move iut

CosmicElk 26

Tuesday 31 March 2015 0:28

knock knock motherfuckers!

skye147 20

Tuesday 31 March 2015 0:51

Maybe from now on make them wear necklaces with bells so you can hear them coming.. GET IT?!? COMING?!? Ha. I'm sorry I know I'm not punny If you KNEED me I'll be over here DOUGH

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 31 March 2015 0:57

This FML Illustrates perfectly how important commas are. Grammar/punctuation nazis everywhere can feel vindicated now.

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