Sex, Awkward, Parents and Intimacy: Excuse me

Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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You deserved it 3 801

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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You deserved it 559

By Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

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You deserved it 5 999

By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML

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You deserved it 219

Pranked!

By RetroDayDreamer - 10/09/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 441

You deserved it 28 883

Boundaries

By Anonymous - 14/10/2020 02:01

Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML

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You deserved it 157

By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 12:49 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML

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You deserved it 2 894

Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 389

You deserved it 3 801

This is wrong

By WTF - 05/09/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 781

You deserved it 3 429

Confinement's gonna be fun

By Anonymous - 16/03/2020 23:01

Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML

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You deserved it 2 398

That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 599

You deserved it 211

TheCookieComet 23

Monday 30 March 2015 18:46

I think this gives you the right to watch **** openly

Mechazilla2 15

Monday 30 March 2015 18:47

I think we're all hoping that they at least stopped once they noticed you..

Comments

ali282h 15

Monday 30 March 2015 19:49

In such situations, there is nothing you can do but to pretend that you are dead.

bellzie20 6

Monday 30 March 2015 19:51

Comin in hot(and probably wet)

Gillett 23

Monday 30 March 2015 20:14

Sticky too!

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 31 March 2015 0:54

Totally appropriate picture for this #53!

ImpishHeart 14

Monday 30 March 2015 19:55

I don't understand, and I don't want anyone to explain.

usmc_sean 8

Monday 30 March 2015 19:57

Aren't they some freaks

JKPwnage 27

Monday 30 March 2015 20:01

Wait... So... But... *rereads multiple times* yup I'm confused

ChampagneMamii 8

Monday 30 March 2015 20:05

This has to have a follow up.

j_cat187 19

Monday 30 March 2015 20:14

this one needs to be illustrated.

Goblin182 26

Monday 30 March 2015 20:18

So they were having sex, and walking around the house while doing it? Ok, well, high five your Mom and Dad for me.

joedupu 10

Monday 30 March 2015 20:21

Bad luck OP

SammiixSue 13

Monday 30 March 2015 20:30

How does this even happen? Haha

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