Family and Weddings: Excuses excuses

Excuses excuses

By SharpeOne - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I found out that my parents didn't come to my wedding not because they couldn't make it, but rather that my younger brother didn't want to go. FML

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BoredomKillsinc 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 12:06

disown them

oliver86 8

Tuesday 28 December 2010 12:59

younger kids always get their way

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DusktheKat 12

Friday 12 July 2013 5:01

Guess who's the favorite child...

DanceGenius1205 5

Tuesday 19 November 2013 4:29

I am so sorry. If my parent's don't show up for my wedding because my brother doesn't want to go I will throw him off the edge of a cliff!

doglover100 28

Saturday 8 March 2014 0:44

They have messed up priorities.

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 17 December 2014 3:49

Good priorities.

CougeeSwagg 19

Thursday 4 June 2015 5:11

Dafuq?!

mike3775 35

Friday 26 August 2022 11:42

Are you still married after 12 years?

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