Excuses

By sucks - 12/03/2009 17:53 - United States

Spicy
Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very Christian family, I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "Is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 295 561
You deserved it 54 148

Same thing different taste

Top comments

goshkoganwtf 0

Your mother is a bitch. No offence to you. But its just mean what she did Im sorry.

I say you should get pregnant and see how she responds. (Unless you're male I suppose.)

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lillianne_nicole 0

#21, that just makes no sense. "How can you be Christian and believe pre-marital sex is ok?" I'm Christian. I've been having sex for 4 months now! (I'm 19, now, just so you people don't think I'm super old or some stupid shit like that...) Just because you stick it in before you're married doesn't mean you're any less of a Christian. Grow the **** up, it's not the medival era anymore people. Waiting til marraige is over-rated. As long as you're in love with that person at that time, and they love you back, I really don't see a problem with it. Neither does the rest of my CHRISTIAN family. If you want to wait, all the power to you, if not, then, well, you didn't. It's no big deal. Just to throw that out there...

LOLL. hilarious but sad. and LMFAO at #141's comment. yeah get pregnant or get some else pregnant, and see her reaction, your way of getting back at her ;)

You know what its the people who can't get laid who think waiting is stupid. Newsflash to those people hookers, hotlines, and hands don't count. So go back to your **** and f*ck yourself (literally I'll assume)! I'm also a Christian and I made that same choice, but I would like to point out to people that alot of people make that choice and it doesn't always have to do with their religious beliefs. That's a messed up reaction from your mom though, the same kind of thing happened to me. My dad was talking to me about moving in with his fiance because he wouldn't marry someone until he lived with them for a while to see if that could make it or break it for him then I said that I wasn't going to move in with someone until after I was married. And just to spell it out for him I clearly stated that I plan to stay a virgin until I'm married. Being his daughter you'd think that's something every dad would want to hear. Then he said that's a good choice but I should to take the horse for a test ride before I buy it. WTF! kind of parent says that!!! Right! Anyways I get it. You made a good choice, so stick with it and don't let those other dumbasses who left those stupid comments screw you up. Your not alone in your choice. So stay strong and God bless.

NIC_R00LZ 0

okay... do you HAVE to be christian to wait until your married to have sex. im 15, grew up in an agnostic house where i was told i could believe in any religion i chose. i was also told i could have sex when i truly loved that person and was ready. well i decided to wait until marriage, though i am not christian(athiest), and i am not being forced to wait. i just think it's better to be committed to that person in every way before you act physically. way to go. stick to your morals. (:

candii_fml 0

wooww ur mom sounds awesomee... LOL kinda...

shinra_fml 0

LMAO, well sex is everywhere and is NORMAL! Bible says so , be Fruitful and spread your seed. hahahah

e4ma 0

wow!!! wish my mom was cud actually say dat...lol u really shud get laid now =)