Revenge?

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 07:06 - Canada

Today, at work, I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then showed up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML
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Quest_ 13

Poop usually comes FROM the asshole.

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munkee_6669 0

looks like you're -takes off shades- dealing with a shitty situation. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

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babyyappld 7

no body deserves to get their wallet stolen and shat in

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DevianceIsBliss 0

What about Hitler?

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marinus_fml 19

How about Ignorance? lolwutwhosaidthat :-)

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6sick6 4

lol, this is the second time I reply and get number 66 :)

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RavenXRampage 1

Ash doesn't deserve that. Gary Motherfucking Oak on the other hand...

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dudeitsdanny 9

Gary Motherfucking Oak doesn't receive shit, he is the shit. Don't get them confused. He's the Chuck Norris of the pokemanz world. Ash can eat shit.

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I_Ate_The_Cookie 0

What about Rebecca Black?!?!?:o

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Fall3nAngel 22

wow that really sucks. oh well, free manure!! :D

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ZleveL 0

:O yay! now you can have pretty flowers!

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m311 6

YDI for sleeping with your boss' wife!

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domolovesyoshi 33

How exactly do you know this, were you there? Are you psychic?

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Quest_ 13

Poop usually comes FROM the asshole.

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MrSassypants 33

ha ha. OP should send it back and say "From the asshole."

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easwhitey 0

#8 that was a very classy comment...i tip my hat to you sir

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suzuki2005 2

chin up, at least you got your wallet back lol

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munkee_6669 0

looks like you're -takes off shades- dealing with a shitty situation. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

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ShadyFTW1 0

That wasn't even clever.

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DocBastard 38

Marinus, the "shitty situation" jokes nearly made it into my rules. It was funny the first 3 times, faintly amusing the next 2, and now it's pedestrian and formulaic.

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marinus_fml 19

Why, oh why did you take your rules down? They summed up FML in a fun and amusing piece of writing. On a side note, I feel honored to be on your list. Yea, I used to find shitty jokes pretty funny, along with sammich and soviet Russia jokes, but they do get boring, overused and annoying after a while. We gotta come up with a new funky craze!

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RedPillSucks 31

We need an FML FAQ. You hear that, moderators??? FAQ Q!!!!! FAQ Q!!!!!

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DocBastard 38

Marinus, I like to change things up to keep things interesting. I liked the rules too, and I still have them in my back pocket. Red, I'm secretly developing an unofficial FAQ. I'll probably get banned for it. You hear that mods? Come and get some!!

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sourgirl101 28

FAQ "Q"? What does the extra Q stand for? For a moment, I thought RPS was talking to me. And look! I made DocBastard's like list too.(: (I did love your rules also. I wouldn't mind scrolling down to see it if you had it on the bottom.) Marinus, I like that phase "new funky craze".

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DocBastard 38

sourgirl- say "FAQ Q" out loud three times fast. Get it now ;) The rules are not dead, just on vacation. They have been replaced by the new Unofficial FML FAQ. Oh, and I really love Justin Bieber.

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sourgirl101 28

I got it. Funny!

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DocBastard 38

Now the only question I have is, will the mod responsible for changing my comment to "I love Justin Bieber" admit to it? :)

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