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By sucks - 12/03/2009 17:53 - United States

By sucks - 12/03/2009 17:53 - United States
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Show it anywayI was about to thumbs up you before i read your last sentence. you decided to wait for sex until you had sex? keep making sense, buddy
hahahahahahaha! high five to your mom for that burn
Your mom's a bad Christian, and she is a fraud, like the great majority of american christians. you should calmly explain that to her, and do it quick, because if she dies with her heart set like this, she isn't exactly bound for the pearly gates..... And that's not really a burn. I'll admit I'm a bad Christian and I didn't wait till marriage for sex, but I probably should wait from now on. I'm torn between the fun of it now, and my eternal future after I die
YOUR A BITCH #9 has it right, people who make this devotion usually cant find anyone who wants to have sex with them I'm Christian, and im telling you your pathetic for not being able to see that sex is a natural part of life, even before you are married. Get a life and get laid, props to your mom for understanding this.
first, laugh...that's hilarious and I'd have to agree with #16 and #9 and your mom...dude you gotta test drive the car before you buy it...also you're risking an unhappy marriage by not trying it out first like it or not sex and passion are a big part of relationships and marriage....last hahaha religious people are funny
Well the thing is anybody can improve, thats the reason why us religious people chose to wait, that and the intimacy and moral benefits, and not risking stds.. If in your relationship you cant openly discuss improving on sex, thats a problem in and of itself..
I'm sorry but god really doesn't care if you f**k or not. we were made to procreate. if he made us like that why would we be able to have sex before marriage? and marriage is just a paper and a ring. oh and it also legally binds your soul to someone else. and physical attraction is a big part. it's human instinct to be have the child of someone attractive so it has a higher chance of living
yo, parents are always so harsh
Well giving you applause for not having sex would be like applauding someone paralyzed from the neck down for not robbing a bank. Just because they can't do it doesn't mean they should get a reward for it. Also, is it really that hard to find horny teenage boys that would probably doing anything with a pulse anymore? Post pictures, I'm sure someone here on FML will like you.
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Your mother is a bitch. No offence to you. But its just mean what she did Im sorry.
I say you should get pregnant and see how she responds. (Unless you're male I suppose.)