Excuses

By sucks - 12/03/2009 17:53 - United States

Spicy
Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very Christian family, I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "Is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 295 561
You deserved it 54 147

Same thing different taste

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goshkoganwtf 0

Your mother is a bitch. No offence to you. But its just mean what she did Im sorry.

I say you should get pregnant and see how she responds. (Unless you're male I suppose.)

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ellebell 0

everyone who commented saying that you only made that decision because you cant get laid is as bitchy as your mom...no offense

iammeanttolive 0

#13: What does me not knowing him/her personally have to do with anything? I don't care how well his mom knows him/her, she should respect her son/daughter's choice. I know 15 year olds have sex, but that doesn't mean you have to have sex too. I absolutely hate people who make fun of people for being virgins.

props to 46 & 47. for those of you who are saying that everyone who waits until marriage can't get any, stop being ignorant. i'm 21, living on my own, and in a serious relationship. we decided not to have sex so that we can give that gift to our future spouse, whomever that might be. he also doesn't say shit like "at least you can turn the dog on," because we respect each other's sexuality. i told my obgyn that i hadn't had any sexual partners. she was a beautiful younger lady. she did a double take, then looked at me intently and smiled "good for you!! My husband and I waited until we got married, and it is the best investment you could possibly make in your future. Wow!!" She was so excited she told half of the hallway when she made the rounds. I received half a dozen congratulations and "me too"s, and "it was the best thing I could've done for my marriage." hang in there. it's hard, but in the end it's totally worth it.

All the people saying sex is better when you wait till marriage only say so because they've never experienced good sex. lol, jk.

nom_some_milk 0

lol #30, actually the Bible does mention it. Maybe you are confused because the Bible did not literally say "Premarital sex is bad" but rather it says that fornication is to be avoided. The definition of fornication is "consensual sexual intercourse between two persons not married to each other". Corinthians 7:8-9 says "Now I say to those who aren't married and to widows it's better to stay unmarried, just as I am. But if they can't control themselves, they should go ahead and marry. It's better to marry than to burn with lust." Hell, I'm not saying that people should actually listen to the bible (as I don't even believe in God) but the bible does warn against premarital sex.

Hey looks like there's plenty of people here that are proud of you, stick to your guns.

#16, the dude can do whatever he wants to. :| And coming from someone who can hardly handle grammar or spelling, you're not very convincing. Were you busy getting laid when they were teaching that at school? Sorry about your mom, FML poster.

celiaeatsballz 0

You made a good choice, don't let your mom or some faggs on a website make you feel bad about it.

While we're telling you what to do, don't let somebody on a website that uses the word "faggs," spelled incorrectly, give you advice. In fact, I'm quite sure they're going to be wrong.