Technology and Money: Expensive noodles, dude

Expensive noodles, dude

By fuckstudentloans - 18/06/2015 23:29 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I ruined a $1,500 laptop with a 69¢ bowl of ramen noodles. FML

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Same thing different taste

By chickenflavouredlaptop - 09/04/2018 01:30

Today, I received my new laptop in the mail and put it on the kitchen counter, where my family charges all our electronics. My mom then decided to make soup and spilt chicken broth all over my new laptop before I even got the chance to turn it on. FML

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By noname - 17/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

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By Ew-dles - 09/09/2017 20:00

Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML

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By NC - 11/02/2010 07:32 - Malaysia

Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML

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You deserved it 34 906

By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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Weird flex, but OK

By college estudiata - 27/06/2015 00:57

Today, I realized I need to get my life together after spilling ramen while taking a bath, again. FML

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You deserved it 7 424

By Omi - 20/10/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I microwaved a cup of soup. While walking back to my desk to eat and do homework, I noticed a message that said, "WARNING: Hold cup by sides, as lid may not be secure." At that exact moment, the lid that I was holding fell off and the soup drenched my Nintendo DS, and printer. FML

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You deserved it 41 583

By Lexi - 31/10/2009 20:15 - France

Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML

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You deserved it 36 255

By delicious - 06/01/2016 03:05 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML

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You deserved it 2 343

kidclarke 15

Friday 19 June 2015 9:54

What a waste of what could have been 2,173 cups of Ramen instead.

babygirlprincess 17

Friday 19 June 2015 10:11

"I bought it like this. can I get a new one? "

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kaleighf 15

Saturday 20 June 2015 4:41

No ******* way. I did the exact same thing.

bobsanction 18

Saturday 20 June 2015 5:04

Either expensive ramen or really big bowl of it.

IndefiniteBeauty 17

Saturday 20 June 2015 5:31

Those some cheap noodles

vampy719 17

Saturday 20 June 2015 6:16

Hope that ramen was worth it an was it a Mac laptop

Hildy93 21

Saturday 20 June 2015 6:16

"Hey have you heard of Geek Squad?"- Someone who works at Best Buy

juliana011 17

Saturday 20 June 2015 7:07

Damn noodles ...

ItsDutch 16

Saturday 20 June 2015 15:58

More like dam laptop. Ruined a perfectly good bowl of ramen.

anonymuzzz 11

Saturday 20 June 2015 7:26

Next time u should try Walmart. Ramen is like 25¢ there.

RockstarJAy 16

Saturday 20 June 2015 11:00

That's why you don't waste money on a Mac. It's just a paperweight with crappy performance and high virus defense.

ShadowFireZelda 6

Saturday 20 June 2015 19:43

Dude. where do you buy your ramen, Cuz that is way over priced.

raldy182 4

Saturday 20 June 2015 20:13

"That could of fed an entire village in Africa" ._.

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Expensive noodles, dude

Same thing different taste

Weird flex, but OK

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