Technology and Money: Expensive noodles, dude - FML

Expensive noodles, dude

By fuckstudentloans - 18/06/2015 23:29 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I ruined a $1,500 laptop with a 69¢ bowl of ramen noodles. FML

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By chickenflavouredlaptop - 09/04/2018 01:30

Today, I received my new laptop in the mail and put it on the kitchen counter, where my family charges all our electronics. My mom then decided to make soup and spilt chicken broth all over my new laptop before I even got the chance to turn it on. FML

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By noname - 17/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

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By Ew-dles - 09/09/2017 20:00

Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML

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By NC - 11/02/2010 07:32 - Malaysia

Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML

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By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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By college estudiata - 27/06/2015 00:57

Today, I realized I need to get my life together after spilling ramen while taking a bath, again. FML

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By Omi - 20/10/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I microwaved a cup of soup. While walking back to my desk to eat and do homework, I noticed a message that said, "WARNING: Hold cup by sides, as lid may not be secure." At that exact moment, the lid that I was holding fell off and the soup drenched my Nintendo DS, and printer. FML

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By Lexi - 31/10/2009 20:15 - France

Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML

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By delicious - 06/01/2016 03:05 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML

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kidclarke 15

Friday 19 June 2015 9:54

What a waste of what could have been 2,173 cups of Ramen instead.

babygirlprincess 17

Friday 19 June 2015 10:11

"I bought it like this. can I get a new one? "

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thenameisfatma 23

Saturday 20 June 2015 20:56

I know the feeling OP, I ruined my macbook air that I had for a couple of months with a nail polish remover that costed $3.

Son_Gohan 2

Sunday 21 June 2015 5:03

And were more concerned at how much you spent on those noodles

hurrdurrdeli 2

Sunday 21 June 2015 15:18

1500$ laptop? You could've gotten a beastly tower and a few monitors for less

Jayy_Dash23 9

Sunday 21 June 2015 22:14

what ramen noodles cost 69 cents?? you were over charged for both products

Sammeydw 22

Monday 22 June 2015 0:11

And that is why I try to avoid sitting near my laptop when I am eating liquids.

literallyno 5

Monday 22 June 2015 3:04

where the hell can you buy ramen noodles for 69 cents???

5FDPmetalhead 17

Monday 22 June 2015 5:19

What a waste of ramen....

cherron 5

Tuesday 23 June 2015 5:58

What ramen costs that much? It's $.18 here.

Lightning_Farron 11

Thursday 25 June 2015 1:07

That sucks ASS. I have been looking for a cheap laptop for months that i can service to make more modern due to me being an Up Coming IT Tech that services PC,s

Polishmomentsgal 1

Thursday 25 June 2015 3:21

I did that with my two week old, $1200 laptop and a glass of wine last year....

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