Technology and Money: Expensive noodles, dude

Expensive noodles, dude

By fuckstudentloans - 18/06/2015 23:29 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I ruined a $1,500 laptop with a 69¢ bowl of ramen noodles. FML

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You deserved it 13 893

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Same thing different taste

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By noname - 17/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

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By Ew-dles - 09/09/2017 20:00

Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML

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By NC - 11/02/2010 07:32 - Malaysia

Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML

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You deserved it 34 903

By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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Weird flex, but OK

By college estudiata - 27/06/2015 00:57

Today, I realized I need to get my life together after spilling ramen while taking a bath, again. FML

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You deserved it 7 423

By Omi - 20/10/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I microwaved a cup of soup. While walking back to my desk to eat and do homework, I noticed a message that said, "WARNING: Hold cup by sides, as lid may not be secure." At that exact moment, the lid that I was holding fell off and the soup drenched my Nintendo DS, and printer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 881

You deserved it 41 579

By Lexi - 31/10/2009 20:15 - France

Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML

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You deserved it 36 249

By delicious - 06/01/2016 03:05 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML

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You deserved it 2 342

kidclarke 15

Friday 19 June 2015 9:54

What a waste of what could have been 2,173 cups of Ramen instead.

babygirlprincess 17

Friday 19 June 2015 10:11

"I bought it like this. can I get a new one? "

Comments

thatsme293 28

Friday 19 June 2015 17:18

Did you accidentally microwave the ramen too?

cantfixme36 28

Friday 19 June 2015 17:39

The epitome of college life in an FML.

littleking94 14

Friday 19 June 2015 18:07

My guess is the bowl of Ramen wasn't worth it

worldclassrager 39

Friday 19 June 2015 18:33

Now you know not to have a form of soup by a needed electronic

graceinsheepwear 33

Saturday 20 June 2015 1:35

Uncooked ramen is a form of soup that would have been fine by a needed electronic.

Zmanzem4 17

Friday 19 June 2015 18:53

You should have gotten a computer.

vikky538 28

Friday 19 June 2015 18:59

Dont underestimate the power of 69 cents.

mustangbravo 27

Friday 19 June 2015 19:20

What a bummer. Although I laughed pretty hard at this so thank you.

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Friday 19 June 2015 19:48

Bro you paid too much for the Top Ramen....

gottahandittome 2

Friday 19 June 2015 20:02

At least it wasnt a piano keyboard!

sylverdrag_fml 9

Friday 19 June 2015 20:11

Look at it this way, you ruined 69 cents worth of ramen with a $1500 computer.

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Expensive noodles, dude

Same thing different taste

Weird flex, but OK

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