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By anal-retentive - 23/06/2016 20:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
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ShotaSammy 17

Well yeah, ever heard of the prostate? Guys are more likely to enjoy it up the ass than girls. (Side note: guys are also better at ******** because their spit is naturally thicker which helps them deep throat easier)

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DanielleinDC 33

Hey, you successfully found something to spice up your sex life! Okay, so he likes it better than you. So what? Get yourselves down to the nearest sex shop (or go online) and get some toys. The nice thing is he can have something in his butt while you have PIV intercourse.

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GreatAmerican 7

I can't respond with "your life sucks" because I don't see a problem with it. "YDI" not because you did something wrong by experimenting, but because you sit here judging your bf for it. You're a horrible person.

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Nacelle 7

My wife refuses to go there. She thinks it makes me gay. Somehow she thinks sucking my nipples makes her gay. you would think after 25 years of marriage she would get over that. Nope

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AverageAvarice 23

That is depressing. Nipples are fun on everyone.

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9a_z1 11

Maybe she calls it gay but maybe really it's because she's not into that sort of dynamic. Which for some reason she associates with gayness. Basically it's your personal preference to like it, it's her personal preference to not.

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Flyndaran 10

Not mine. I really wish people would stop throwing out such absolutes about sexuality.

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DanielleinDC 33

*facepalm* When will everyone get the memo: It doesn't matter what you like to do in bed, it's who you want to do it with that determines if you're straight or gay. A guy who likes a little butt play isn't gay unless he prefers a man to be stimulating it. If he wants his wife to peg him, he's straight. sheesh.

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crane8479 8

#43 If I were you Id submit that here

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jude_iscariot 7

I don't really see this as being all bad. I'm just not understanding. Did you want to be better at it? If he's good at taking it, then he's good at taking it. I hope you both the best in this exciting new world you get to explore.

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Fairyjoshy 13

Red flag for what? You know liking it up the butt doesn't make you gay, right? :/

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SpyroMello 29

A man's G-spot is in his ass so if he likes it up there then that's good. I mean there's literally nothing wrong with liking it up there.

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frontmanmike 14

Why is this on here? That isn't an FML at all.

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xGoldColossus 7

Not sure why this is really an FML. more like fma.

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pra1s3th3sun 9

If it's something you're both into (a lot of women like the control / domination aspect of it) then I see no issue here. If he wants to do it all the time and you don't this could get a little awkward. On the bright side though he's discovered something new he's into and that's never a bad thing. Time to find yours!

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hardattack62 5

That's usually the case. It's where the male "g spot" is. also known as the primary spot or prostate. it actually feels beyond amazing.

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