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By anal-retentive - 23/06/2016 20:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML

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By Username - 12/03/2011 05:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

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By Picaresque - 26/02/2009 17:57 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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Same

By Anonymous - 08/01/2015 14:24 - Estonia - Tallinn

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML

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What what?

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 16:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML

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Mr Clean

By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 10:50 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML

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By xxemetahxx - 11/07/2019 06:00

Spicy

Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 03:33 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

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By pleasedie - 07/05/2015 18:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Spicy

Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML

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Comedy gold

By Landdownunder - 05/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me and decided it'd be funny to blow raspberries in my crotch. He literally thought it was the funniest thing ever. FML

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By Helseac - 17/12/2018 03:00

Spicy

Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML

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ShotaSammy 17

Friday 24 June 2016 15:22

Well yeah, ever heard of the prostate? Guys are more likely to enjoy it up the ass than girls. (Side note: guys are also better at ******** because their spit is naturally thicker which helps them deep throat easier)

SiraSiemens 21

Friday 24 June 2016 15:18

i said what what

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Brandon9812 2

Wednesday 29 June 2016 14:32

Men usually have naturally bigger muscles, bigger bones, and bigger appendages. So maybe they have bigger assholes?

ayyylmaoo 6

Wednesday 6 July 2016 5:08

*witty comment*

MixMasterKat 2

Friday 8 July 2016 23:47

Well... not everyone can!

cynthia0405 1

Friday 22 July 2016 14:03

What's your point? Some guys enjoy anal play and can be straight as hell. This isn't so much an FML as you wanting to talk crap on your boyfriend.

bigjoe980 1

Monday 9 January 2017 7:09

<p>Wait...What? Why is that even a problem...?</p>

randybryant799 20

Sunday 2 January 2022 6:25

I'm not understanding why this is a problem.

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