Same

By Anonymous - 08/01/2015 14:24 - Estonia - Tallinn

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
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crimsonprodigy 15

The next time he wants to have sex, give him a box of Q-tips.

338 3
CatLady4Lyf 30

Who doesn't enjoy some good Q-tip pleasure?

198 3

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Polynomial 28

Better saying a Q tip then saying taking a shit.

2 24
VeganDarkLight 31

Taking a shit can be a huge pleasure. I wouldn't mind being compared to that :D

15 29
CatLady4Lyf 30

Who doesn't enjoy some good Q-tip pleasure?

198 3
desoxyn242 14

He was just giving a her a tip, now he should really give her the tip.

8 19
incoherentrmblr 21

Once you go black, you go deaf...

35 6
fortune789 17

A better question is where he is putting the Q-tip.

10 3
Nexpecto 28

#100 I think you know.. or should be obvious.

3 3
GrimReefer66 29

Wow, what a douche thing to say.

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crimsonprodigy 15

The next time he wants to have sex, give him a box of Q-tips.

338 3
Pleonasm 35

And then watch him sound himself with them.

9 5
yeti37 16

Tell him you understand because he feels like a Q-tip to you.

45 2
Steve97 32

Cleaning my ears with a Q-tip and I ****...in...my pants

86 5
mckenzieandrews 16

Just say you have more pleasure in being single

17 28
lolcat97 28

That's a pathetic reason to dump the guy over, they are satisfying actually...

5 2
foxwasalamb 24

just imagine how stupid you'll sound when your friends ask why you're not together and you'll say "oh he liked q-tips"

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Algorithm 24

Should've told him that having sex with his dick is about the same as using a q-tip.

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Econforthwin 15

Excellent comeback. I wish I could vote this up to comment number one. A Q-Tip Penis burn is everlasting.

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