Painful and Miscellaneous: Experimentation - FML

Experimentation

By nutcracker - 23/02/2010 09:28 - Slovenia

Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

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You deserved it 68 343

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By ouch - 29/01/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 241

You deserved it 5 280

Wakey wakey

By sacked - 22/02/2010 19:51 - United States

Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 369

You deserved it 24 017

By Numbnuts - 08/03/2010 03:08 - United States

Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

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You deserved it 38 552

By TKDConnor92 - 22/07/2011 10:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 659

You deserved it 6 733

Nuts

By Painful - 05/10/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 924

You deserved it 39 999

By FAIL - 08/09/2009 05:29 - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 832

You deserved it 7 616

By Username - 08/10/2010 10:53 - France

Today, I was making my bed, which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 264

You deserved it 10 471

By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 794

You deserved it 81 433

By ouch... - 03/03/2010 11:13 - United States

Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 173

You deserved it 3 411

Iron Man

By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML

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You deserved it 38 480

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Top comments

kikiface 1

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:02

why would you even want to find out?

trizzieb 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:08

your ******* nuts!

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ShallowWerewolf 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:24

Not an FML. Its just a small pain that any guy whos worth anything can walk off.

Fop 6

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:35

I hope you're a girl, because if you're not, you'll be up for a rude awakening when you get kicked in the nuts properly. Yeah, you might get some mild pains from various things on a monthly basis or so, but when the kick really hits the spot, you won't be able to stand.

kikiface 1

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:39

really now? i guess all the guys i've seen get kicked in the nuts go into the fetal position just for show

Shahin21 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:10

#37 you dumb bitch. it hurts like ****.

kikiface 1

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:10

sarcasm is not your strong point, i see

DavidCooksAngel 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 19:19

Not just guys, I have seen woman, who were kick in the coochie, also go in a fetal position. :-/

samuelmartin 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:25

well ive done this before on accident, i find it hurts more then being kicked by someone else because havin em sqweezed between the legs is ALOT more accurate.

DukeSkidmark 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:32

I chose Your Life Sucks because anyone that would do something like this clearly is not educated enough to function as a normal human being. I'm curious if OP is able to wipe thier own ass.

Tripout 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:16

If that's so then it should be. YDI instead

DukeSkidmark 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 19:44

Thank god for Darwinism

boreddoubletears 0

Monday 22 March 2010 2:55

I hope you realize the irony in that statement...

love_it214 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:33

you don't deserve balls 1 you had serious thought of it 2 you experimented on it and 3 YU ACTUALLY DID IT!!!!!!

kennarama 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:34

How did the thought to see if it was possible even enter your mind? Wtf?

nickforthewin 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:37

you're pretty retarded h-uh?

iloveloosy12 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:39

douche? if your manhood isn't that important to you then just cut them off

Slovenian 4

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:46

ha, epic fail =D go Slovenians!

Starfire22 5

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:48

I'll put in another American dollar... *whispers to Mercy* you think he took the bait???

unknown1331 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:54

wat the **** is wrong with you?

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